Councilman Sex Scandal

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 10/20/2010
  • Views: 31,770

Mark oversees the community service of a councilman embroiled in a sex scandal. (1:24)

CALLIE MAGGOTBONE.

- THERE'S MY KITTEN.

DID YOU GET THE BOX OF CUBANSI SENT OVER?

- KIND OF IN THE MIDDLEOF SOMETHING, DADDY.

- WAIT, WAIT.

JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOWWE MIGHT HAVE AN OPENING.

[man screams]

NO, DEFINITELY HAVE AN OPENINGIN THE CHIEF PROSECUTOR'S CHAIR.

LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

- VERY HAPPY WHERE I AM.

WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER.

- LOOK, IF IT'S ABOUT THECOMPENSATION PACKAGE, I KNOW--

- I'M SORRY, COUNCILMAN.WHERE WERE YOU?

- THOUGHT I'D START MYACCEPTANCE SPEECH WITH A JOKE.

[clears throat] WHAT DIDTHE PENIS SAY TO MY LEFT HAND

WHEN I WAS BORED FRIDAY NIGHT?

BWAH!

HONK, HONK.

- [growls]

[giggles]

YOU CAN'T STOP THIS GUY.

- WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?

- YOU'VE NO DOUBT HEARD

ABOUT COUNCILMAN FITZPATRICK'SSEXCAPADE YESTERDAY.

- STILL HORNY.ANY TAKERS?

- HE'S GOING TO BE DOINGHIS COMMUNITY SERVICE

HERE AT THE D.O.I.

- CONGRATULATIONS, MARK.

YOU'RE COUNSELINGTHE FUTURE MAYOR OF NEW YORK.

- MAYOR.

[clears throat]

I DON'T REALLY SEETHAT HAPPENING.

- OH, IT'S HAPPENING.

A SOUL CONTRACTORWITH THE BONE RAPER IS IRONCLAD.

RIGHT, TWAYNO?

- ABSOLUTABLE.

- GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.PUT IT ON EVERYTHING.

- JUST WONDERING,WHAT'S TO A DEAL LIKE THAT?

YOU HAVE SOME SORTOF A PLAN OR A TO-DO LIST OR--

- OH, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

- AH!- HONK.

- AHA!

THERE GOES THE CHICK BONER.

- OKAY, CLASS,I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE

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