- All right, boys.
Say helloto the TelAmeriCorp time-share,
or, as it's gonna be knownthis weekend, da freak pad!
- Oh, my God.- Da freak pad.
- It is like "Cribs"up in this bee-yuh.
But like a good one,like Rob Schneider's.
- All right, all right.Here's some deets on the crib.
Oh, my goodness.
We've got a washer/dryer combo.
Two beds.- Two beds?
- Oh, dude, the clicker?
Got the channel liston the back.
I love when they do that.It's so helpful.
- That is so helpful.
- Dudes, check it out.
Fully inflated volleyball?Game on!
- Yes!- Hey, speaking of games,
they got Twisterup in this bee-yuh.
- Yes!- Hey, if we get girls over,
we should play naked Twisterup in this bee-yuh.
- Yeah!- Naughty boy.
- Sex twistermakes my dick blister.
Which has happened to me before.I've got a scar.
- I got a scar on my dick too.
- Uh-uh.- Yeah, from circumcision.
- Want to see it?
- You want to see it?- Yeah.
- Okay, great, well, you won'tstop asking me about it,
so might as well show it to you.
About to whip it out.
- [blowing loudly]
both: Nah.- Yeah.
- You can't really seethe blister that well today.
- I say we check out the house.
- Yeah, let's check outthe house--this is nice.