Uncensored - Katt Williams - Tell You Something

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 20,089

Katt Williams wants everyone to be proud of him for something. (2:30)

>> FIVE MINUTES?

[cheers and applause]

>> WE LOVE YOU!

>> ALL RIGHT, LET ME--

LET ME JUST--

LET ME JUST TAKE THIS TIME

TO SAY THAT, UM...

FUCK.

OKAY, LOOK.

JUST CUT THIS REAL QUICK

SO I CAN TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING.

CUT.

OKAY.

NO--NO BULLSHIT.

I DON'T KNOW EACH OF Y'ALL

PERSONALLY.

BUT I ALWAYS FEEL A LITTLE MORE

COMFORTABLE WHEN I'M UP HERE,

AND THE PEOPLE IS OUT HERE,

BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,

I REALLY WAS NEVER TALL,

EVEN WHEN I STARTED.

I NEVER WAS REALLY SPECIAL TO

FUCKING LOOK AT.

BUT WHEN I CAME TO L.A., NIGGERS

ACTED LIKE THEY UNDERSTOOD WHERE

THE FUCK I WAS COMING FROM

AND ALLOWED A NIGGER TO BE THAT.

[cheers and applause]

>> WE LOVE YOU!

>> SO WHEN I RETIRED,

THERE WAS A LOT OF THINGS

GOING ON THAT I DIDN'T WANT

TO COME BACK AND TELL Y'ALL

WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS,

'CAUSE I WANTED Y'ALL TO BE

PROUD OF ME FOR SOME SHIT,

EVEN IF I WAS FUCKING IT UP.

BUT THEN THEY STARTED ARRESTING

A NIGGER SO MUCH...

UNDERSTAND, YOU CAN ONLY GET

ARRESTED MAYBE SIX TIMES BEFORE

IT AIN'T FUN NO MORE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND

THAT IF YOU GO TO T.M.Z.,

YOU WILL SEE THE FACT

THAT I'VE BEEN ARRESTED

14 TIMES IN 46 MONTHS.

WHAT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND

IS, YOU HAVE NEVER, EVER IN YOUR

LIFE SEEN ME STANDING

IN A COURTHOUSE.

NOW, PUT THEM TWO THINGS

TOGETHER.

SATAN AIN'T SHIT.

EVERYTHING HE TRYING TO DO,

HE LOSES AT,

'CAUSE HE AIN'T SHIT.

HIS PEOPLE AIN'T SHIT.

NOTHING HE LIKES IS SHIT.

ALL HIS PEOPLE IS UGLY.

THEY ALL STINK.

THEY WAS WORSE OFF

BEFORE THE RECESSION,

DURING THE RECESSION,

AFTER THE RECESSION.

HE AIN'T SHIT.

AND SO UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN IF