Shaun Majumder - Green Card

  • Season 12, Ep 24
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 6,924

I know I look Mexican, but I can't scale a wall to save my life. (1:55)

WHAT'S UP NEW YORK.

THIS IS AWESOME.THIS IS AWESOME.

MY BELLY IS TINGLY.THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

THIS IS AWESOME.GUYS, I'M SO EXCITED.

I'M REALLY STOKEDABOUT BEING HERE.

BUT I'M ALSO EXCITEDABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.THIS IS REALLY COOL.

I AM OFFICIALLY...

A LEGALIZED ALIEN RESIDENTOF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

I JUST GOT MY GREEN CARD.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING MEWORK IN YOUR COUNTRY.

- THANK YOU.- [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

YEAH. I--

YEAH, I'M ASKILLED WORKER FROM CANADA.

AND-- I-- I KNOWI LOOK MEXICAN. HOLD ON.

OKAY, BUT I CAN'T SCALE A WALLTO SAVE MY LIFE, FIRST OF ALL.

AND JUNA HABALAJO EL ESPANISHIOLA PAMPLAMOOSE.

SO DON'T WORRY.I LOVE IT. I KNOW IT.

I'M FROM CAN--SEE HERE'S THE THING.

I'M CANADIAN.I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATESAND I LOOK MEXICAN.

I AM THE NORTH AMERICANFREE TRADE AGREEMENT.

THANK YOU.YOU CAN CALL ME NAFTA.

A LOT OF MISCONCEPTIONSABOUT CANADIANS, OKAY?

FIRST OF ALL,WE'VE HAD ELECTRICITYSINCE THE EARLY '80s,

OKAY, SO WHATEVS.OKAY, SECOND OF ALL,

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OKAY,

OF PEOPLE COMING UP TO MEWHEN THEY HEAR I'M FROM CANADA

LIKE, "OH YEAH,YOU'RE FROM CANADA. EH?"

NO, LISTEN,I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF THAT.

NOT ALL CANADIANS SAY "EH."OKAY, I MEAN, THINK ABOOT IT.

THINK ABOOT ITJUST FOR A SECOND.

WHO MANY CANADIANS DO YOU KNOWARE HOOTEN-A-BOOTEN THEIR HOOSE

GOING "EH" ALL THE TIME?THE ONLY CANADIANS

WHO SAY "EH" ALL THE TIMEMIGHT BE THE ONES IN THE MAFIA.

THEY'D BE LIKE,"EH." FORGET ABOOT IT.

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