Crown Jewel Heist

  • Season 6 , Ep 10
  • 08/19/2010
  • Views: 50,632

The Planet Express crew uses Professor Farnsworth's mind-switching machine to swap bodies with one another. (1:58)

BENDER'S VOICE:Stupid air-needing lungs.

(gasps)The crown jewels.

Now I just have

to locate the guard andseduce him in... four seconds?!

MALE VOICE:Who goes there?

Three, two, one.

(singsongy):Hello, big boy.

(humming porn music)

Silence.I am Basil,

the emperor's cousinand chief of his royal guard,

and I shall not beseduced by a...

(grunts)

I said...

(humming porn music)

(moaning)

(pained groaning)

(grumbling in Chinese)

Professor,what's the matter?

I'm Amy.

The professor and Iswitched bodies.

Oh, Lord.All I wanted was togorge myself a little,

but I can't digest anythingwith these false teeth

and this hit-or-miss colon.

At least you geta senior discount at the movies.

I hate paying $14 to seeNicolas Cage solve things.

If you want to save two dollars,we could switch bodies.

Hmm...

We can always switch back,right?

(squeals)

Hey, Leela.

Mmm, what smellssaturated?

AMY'S VOICE:Deep-fried ice cream sandwich

wrapped in frostingand lightly baconed.

Whoa, that sounds like somethingAmy would say and eat.

I am Amy.

Leela and I used the professor'smind-switching machine.

So Leela's in your body?

LEELA'S VOICE:Not exactly.

(cringes)See, you do onlylike me for my body.

That is entirely not true, sir.

(muffled protesting)

Now to go switch bodieswith Zoidberg,

sneak past the metal detector,and clip the alarm wires,

all in less than...ten minutes ago?!

(groans)

(sensor beeps, alarm blares)

Uh, could you come backwhen my chump gets here?

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