Greg Fitzsimmons - Cab Drivers

  • Season 10 , Ep 8
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 1,204

WOW, WHAT A GREAT HOUSE. THIS IS FUN.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK INNEW YORK, MY HOMETOWN.

I'VE BEEN OUTTA HERE FOR A WHILE.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

AND IT'S NICE TO BE BACK. THE CITY HAS CALMED DOWN.

LAST TIME I WAS OUT HERE WAS,IT WAS NOT TOO LONG AFTER 9-11.

AND YOU COULD NOT DRIVE A CAR TO THE AIRPORT AT THAT TIME.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SAFETY PRECAUTIONS.

ONLY TAXIS COULD GO TO THE AIRPORT.

'CAUSE REALLY, WHAT BETTER WAYOF STEMMING THE FLOW OF MUSLIMS

TO THE AIRPORT THEN ONLY ALLOWING TAXIS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THAT'S WHYI LOVE NEW YORK.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT NEW YORK

IS THE CAB DRIVERS ARE CHARACTERS.

THEY'RE FROM COUNTRIES ALL OVERTHE WORLD THAT HAVE FLED.

THEY FLED THEIR COUNTRYAND THEY CAME HERE.

AND REALLY, FLEEINGIS NOT THE WAY YOU WANNA

HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR COUNTRY. YOU NEVER WANNA HAVE TO FLEE.

'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER REALLY PREPARED.

YOU'RE WALKING HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY.

A GUY RUNS PAST YOU, HE'S GOT A GOAT AND A CHAIR.

YOU'RE LIKE, "[BLEEP]!I GUESS WE'RE FLEEING."

[LAUGHTER]

YOU DON'T EVEN FIND OUT WHY.

YOU JUST RUN HOME, YOU GET A GOAT,

YOU GET A CHAIR, YOU FLEE. YOU MOVE TO NEW YORK,

YOU GET YOUR CABBY LICENSE, YOU START DRIVING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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