Pablo Francisco - R&B

  • Season 4 , Ep 4
  • 12/24/2000
  • Views: 27,813

Pablo Francisco constructs an R&B song. (2:21)

I GOT THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT GOING

ON HERE.

"HI!"

I COULD PICK UP CHICKS WITH THIS

HAIRCUT.

"HI, I'M JULIE.

(LAUGHTER)

HI.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

LET'S PARTY.

COME ON."

(SOUND EFFECTS)

IT'S THE MUSIC THAT CHANGES YOU,

MAN.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

YOU KNOW, LOOK AT BACKSTREET

BOYS AND 'N SYNC AND THE MICKEY

MOUSE CLUB.

BOO-BOO-BEE-BOO.

YOU WALK INTO ANY GROCERY STORE,

THE MAGAZINES LOOKING AT YOU.

"WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT IS THAT?"

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT IS WITH THIS?

I'M NOT INTO IT.

I MEAN, I KNOW THEY'RE

HARD-WORKING GUYS, BUT I'M NOT

INTO THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.

BOO-BOO-HOO-BOO.

WHATEVER THE MUSIC.

THE MUSIC.

♪ GIRL, OH, GIRL.

BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO."

WHATEVER.

IT'S OKAY SOMETIMES, BUT YOU

DON'T WANT TO GET INTO...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S NOT R&B.

IT'S NOT R&B MUSIC, YOU KNOW?

R&B MUSIC'S ALWAYS, YOU KNOW,

FIVE BLACK GUYS WITH NO SHIRTS.

YOU KNOW?

"YEAH.

I'M HORNY, YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

MM-HMM."

THEY'RE ALWAYS SINGING HOW FINE

A GIRL IS.

♪ GIRL, YOU'RE FI-I-I-I-NE.

(LAUGHTER)

♪ LAY YOU DOWN.

FI-I-I-I-NE. ♪

(LAUGHTER)

THEY ALWAYS SAY "SMOOTH,

SOFT AND SILKY" IN EVERY SONG,

DON'T THEY?

THEN THEY PUT BEATS TO IT.

♪ GIRL, (IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC)

YOU'RE SMOOTH.

YEAH, YOU'RE SOFT.

FI-I-I-I-NE. ♪

(LAUGHTER)

♪ SILKY, YEAH.

SILKY. ♪

(APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU.

RAPPERS ARE THE FUNNIEST GUYS,

THOUGH.

RAPPERS, WHEN THEY GET THEIR

AWARDS, THEY ALWAYS CREDIT GOD.

"YEAH.

I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS CHRIST,

JEHOVAH, GOD ALMIGHTY FOR MY

NUMBER ONE HIT SINGLE.

IT'S CALLED 'SUCK YOUR MAMA.'

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

(IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC)

♪ WHITE PEOPLE DIE.

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