Lrrr's Midlife Crisis

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Season 6, Ep 11 08/26/2010 Views: 47,998

Leela and Bender give a depressed Lrrr advice on getting past his rift with Ndnd. (2:10)

So he just showed upunannounced,

raided the liquor cabinet,

sprayed urine on the ceiling,and passed out?

And the walls.

Yeah, leave me alone!

My wife hates me and planetaryconquest has become a chore.

There, there.

You're just havinga midlife crisis.

Midlife crisis, eh?

Lrrr demands the comfort ofpop-psychological platitudes!

Look, hoss,your wife threw you out.

That's your licenseto be a jerk.

Do whatever the hell you want,

then walk awayand light a cigar.

Don't listen to him, Lrrr.

Bender may seem happy...

(Bender laughs)

...but long-term,

you need to reinvest inyour relationship with Ndnd.

Yes, it's clearwhat I must do.

(engine revving)

I like it.

(electrical crackling)

I'm thinking we need

to downplay thosehideous growths on your head.

Horns are a signof virility.

Also, they housemy testes.

I'm thinking horn extensions.

You needsome arm candy.

It's the perfect accessory

for out-of-shape middle-agedcreeps like you.

Yeah, I said it!

What's your type,Borgnine?

Big and angry.

Look, brah,you're just not gonna find

a lot of hot, giganticOmicronian babes

in this solar system.

There's one!

Hey, cool cape.

Where'd you get that?

What, this old thing?

Ah, I murdered my father.

My name's Lrrr, rulerof the planet Omicron Persei 8.

I am called Grrl.

Of the planet Omicron Persei 8?

That is a pretty name!