Brendon Walsh - Penis Nicknames

Season 9 , Ep 903 02/03/06 Views: 7,377

Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome. (1:45)

I JUST DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND 'CAUSE SHE WAS UGLY.

IT'S LIKE "HIT THE BRICK'S UGGA-MUGG! GET LOST!"

YOU CAN BE MEAN TO UGLY GIRLS. THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.

SO, THAT'S COOL. OH, COME ON, THAT'S MEAN.

- SHUT UP. - [APPLAUSE]

BUT SHE WAS, MAN. SHE WAS A SKANK.

SHE WAS, LIKE,REALLY HARD ON THE EYES.

- [LAUGHTER] - SHE WAS.

BUT SHE WAS A MODEL. BUT SHE ONLY POSED FOR BEFORE PICTURES.

SO IT'S LIKE--THAT'S A RIP OFF, DUDE.

GET ME AN AFTER MODEL UP IN HERE! I DESERVE AN AFTER MODEL.

LIKE, I HAD THIS, LIKE SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND FOR A WHILE, RIGHT?

SHE WAS ALL HOT.SHE WOULD ALWAYS, LIKE,

LAY OUT IN THE SUN AND GET A TAN.

AND SHE'D GET TAN LINES FROM HER BIKINI.

OH, I LOVE THAT WHEN GIRLS HAVE TAN LINES,

'CAUSE IT HELPS ME BE BETTER IN THE SACK. YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S ALREADY MAPPED OUT FOR ME, THERE.

JUST TOUCH ALL THE PALE SPOTS. AHH!

♪ [TRUMPET DANCE BEATS]

MAKE TRUMPET NOISES, TOO, THEY LOVE IT.

♪ DO, DO, DO-DO-DO

SHE WAS COOL. SHE GAVE MY PENIS A NICKNAME.

ANY LADIES EVER DO THIS? IT'S AWESOME.

YEAH, I HAD FEW NICKNAMES FOR MY PENIS.

THIS ONE GIRL, SHE USED TO CALL MY PENIS MICRO SOFT.

- IT'S AWESOME.- [LAUGHTER]

IT'S 'CAUSE IT'S ABIG, HUGE COMPANY, DUDE.

THAT'S WHY SHE WAS CALLING IT--

IT'S LIKE A GIANT COMPANY WITH THOUSANDS OF EMPLOYEES.

WELL, MY LAST GIRLFRIEND, SHE WAS CALLING MY PENIS

WHAT I THOUGHT WAS, LIKE A BIG, POWERFUL, SCARY NICKNAME.

SHE'S CALLING IT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

YEAH. SOUNDED COOL. WHEN I FOUND OUT SHE WAS CALLING IT THAT

'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT MY PENIS WAS REALLY HARD TO FIND.

I WAS MAKING THE WHOLE THING UP TO GET WHAT I WANTED.

OH, CRAP!

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