Johnny Sanchez - Kids Today

  • Season 20 , Ep 2002
  • 05/22/1998
  • Views: 3,633

Johnny has a problem with kids' hip-hop attitudes. (0:00)

THE NEW GENERATION RIGHT NOW,THEIR ATTITUDES.

GOT THAT HIP-HOP ATTITUDEEVEN THOUGH THEY'REWHITE, ASIAN, BLACK, LATINO--

DOESN'T MATTER, RIGHT ?

"BILLY, COME AND EAT !

"MAN, SHUT UP, MOM !

"SHUT UP, I'M TALKINGON MY CELL PHONE.

"IT'S JUST MY MOMBITCHING AGAIN !"

THEY DON'T HAVE ANYSOCIAL SKILLS, YOU KNOW WHY ?

'CAUSE THEY GOT COMPUTERSON THEIR DESKS.

WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT.

THE COOL THING ABOUTOUR GENERATION IS,

THEY USED TO LET USPICK OUR DESKS.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL,

AUTOMATICALLY,THE C, D-AVERAGE STUDENTSGO TO THE BACK--

"I DON'T WANT TO LEARN CRAP,I JUST WANT TO TALK !"

"WE'RE IN THE BACK,WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN NOTHING."

THE C, D-AVERAGE STUDENTSARE RIGHT UP THERE.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE TALKINGAND THE TEACHER TRIES TO

EMBARRASS YOUIN FRONT OF THE CLASS ?

"JOHNNY, YOU GOT SOMETHINGYOU WANT TO SHARE WITHTHE REST OF THE CLASS ?

"HUH ?"

THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIETY,THERE'S NO COMMON SENSE ANYMORE.

ALL THE BRAINY PEOPLE AREMAKING THE TECHNOLOGY,

THEY DON'T HAVECOMMON SENSE.

PEOPLE ALWAYS GET FOOLEDLIKE BY CAR COMPANIES--

"YEAH, I GOT THE NEW CARIT'S REALLY SAFE,

"'CAUSE THEY CRASHED ITIN THE WALL WITHTHE TEST DUMMIES."

THAT'S NOT FOOLPROOF,'CAUSE CRASH TEST DUMMIES

DON'T TENSE UPBEFORE IMPACT.

UNTIL WE GETA CRASH DUMMY TO GO, SH-- !BEFORE IT HITS THE WALL--

( cheering )

CAR COMPANIES ARE SPENDINGMILLIONS OF DOLLARS

SO DRUNK DRIVERS CANWALK AWAY FROM AN ACCIDENT.

WHY DO YOU THINK DRUNKSNEVER GET HURT ?

THEY'RE AS LIMP AS THE DUMMYTHEY DO THE TESTING ON.

THAT'S WHAT THEYSHOULD HAVE IN A COMMERCIAL,

THE DRUNK GETTING IN THE CARHITTING THE WALL.

GETS OUT,"WHOA, COOL."

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