Tracy Morgan - Thanksgiving in the Hood Pt. 2

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 3,969

As a kid, Tracy Morgan always liked when Jehovah's Witnesses came to his door. (1:20)

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HE CRAZY.

I WENT TO THEIR HOUSE ONE TIME,

AND I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR,RIGHT?

HE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.HE KNOCKED BACK.

I SAID, "RICK, YOU IN THERE?"

HE SAID, "RICK, YOU IN THERE?"

I SAID, "RICK, YOU CRAZY, MAN."

HE SAID, "RICK, YOU CRAZY, MAN."

I AIN'T LIKE SPENDING THE NIGHTAT HER HOUSE.

I WAS LIKE 8 YEARS OLD, AND WE'DGET READY TO GO TO BED AT NIGHT,

AND SHE WANT TO THREATEN USWITH ARMAGEDDON.

I GOT TO HAVE NIGHTMARESABOUT SATAN.

I REMEMBER SHE USED TOTAKE US ON THEM BIBLES --

YOU KNOW,THEY GIVE OUT THE BOOKS,

LIKE, 6:00 IN THE MORNING?

AND NOBODY LIKEJEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

KNOCKING ON THEIR DOOR.

BUT THAT'S THE ONLY TIMEYOUR MOMS LET YOU CURSE.

"MOMMY, THE JEHOVAH'SWITNESSES IS AT THE DOOR!"

"WELL, CURSE AT THEMAND TELL THEM TO GO AWAY.

WE DON'T WANT THEM DAMN BOOKS."

AND YOU'D BE AT THE DOORLIKE THIS IN THE PEEPHOLE.

"YOU BETTER GET THE [BLEEP] AWAYFROM MY DOOR.

I'M GONNA MURDER YOU,[BLEEP]

SWEAR TO GOD,I'M GONNA [BLEEP] MURDER YOU,

YOU BITCH-ASS [BLEEP]

BITCH-ASS [BLEEP]LITTLE PUSSY-ASS [BLEEP]

I'M GONNA MURDER YOU,PUSSY-ASS [BLEEP]

BEAT YOU UP AND TAKE THAT BOOK

AND STICK IT IN YOUR ASS,[BLEEP]

BITCH-ASS [BLEEP]PUNK [BLEEP] BITCH-ASS.

KILL YOU, [BLEEP]I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

[BLEEP] BITCH-ASS.

PUNK, PUSSY, BASTARD,[BLEEP]"

"DID THEY LEAVE?"

"NO, MOMMY.THEY'RE STILL THERE."

"WELL, DO IT AGAIN!"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU,[BLEEP]

YOU BITCH-ASS [BLEEP]