Tommy Chunn - Titty Turtleneck

  • Season 1 , Ep 103
  • 10/27/2011
  • Views: 9,737

Tommy Chunn's girl has a hard time sleeping with her enormous breasts. (3:06)

she's thick, too.

Boy, we had... we had...It was a chore.

You know what I mean?

And she's gota really big chest.

I mean, she's got Gs.

You heard of double Ds?

She got Gs, like she a gangster.

Like she an OG.

(laughter)

Like she got two dudesin a headlock.

(laughter)

I mean...

I mean, no, they're beautiful,they're beautiful.

It's just, the problem is,when she fall asleep,

when she sleep on her back.

'Cause, you know,they roll up around her neck.

And they choke the hellout of her.

Like a titty turtleneck,you know what I mean?

With big brown buttons.

Yeah, man, I met this one girl,she told me she was celibate.

I said,"Well, if you celibate,

I'll buy a bit."

I got some drink ticketsand some chicken wings,

you know what I mean?

She talking about,"Let's go Dutch."

I said, "I'm black."

She said, "No, that meansyou pay for yourself."

I said, "Well, forget it.

Let's go Jewishand get a discount."

Know what I mean?

I said, "Let's go Indianand make some reservations."

I said, "Let's go blackand sneak in.

Or let's go Mexicanand sneak out."

(laughter)

"You bi...!"

(laughs)

I said, "Let's go Asianand buy the building.

Or let's go Araband blow it up."

You bi...!

Are there...(chuckles)

there some Arabs in here?

(makes bullet ricochet noise)

I saw this Arab rap group,their name was Kaboom.

They're gonna blow up,they're gonna blow up.

Yeah.

So y'all like rap music?

(cheering)

Y'all like country?

(cheering)

How about country rap?

That's crap.

So, uh...

You knowwho else I like is Ice Cube.

He my favorite rapper.

But he be the same dudein every movie.

(imitating Ice Cube):You ever notice

everything Ice Cube do

be, like, the same thing?

He be like, "We did Friday,then we did another Friday.

"Then I did another Friday.

"I did a Sunday.

"I might do the whole weekend.

I did 19 Fridays."

(normal voice): What if, what ifIce Cube, like, was a doctor?

Like, he went to collegeand he specialized, you know,

but he still talkedlike a rapper.

What if he was, like,an OB/GYN, ladies?

What if he was your gyno,you know what I mean?

And you go, he be like,

"Yeah, Miss Jenkins,come on in.

"That's right.

"Go on and sit up on the thing.

"All right, then I'm gonnaneed you to scoot down.

Yeah, yeah!"

He be looking for the problem,"Uh-huh, uh-huh."

He find it, "Ta-dow."

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