I am from Canada. I just got mygreencard.
It was, uh... it was $15,000,
which is, uh...it's not a lot of money for me.
When I paid my lawyer 15 grand,
the first thing he said to mewas, "It's really hard
to get a green cardbecause of September 11."
And I said, "Oh, could you tell'em that I didn't do that?"
When I was applying,people would-would say to me,
they'd be like, "Well, youshould just marry an American."
But marry for immigration--I'm, like, a romantic, right?
I always dreamt about marryingfor money.
Have you ever been to Canada,sir?No.
Oh. You look a little Canadian.
That's a bigcompliment.
It's similar. Canada'svery similar to the States.
Uh, we have Fox News in Canada.
It's not a television network--it's a hunting magazine.
But we have Fox News.