Worst Episode of "ElimiDate" Ever

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 02/12/2013
  • Views: 4,071

Nikki Glaser believes that Jeff Ross, Al Madrigal and Ralphie May represent the evolutionary chart of ugly. (2:55)

BEAUTIFUL NIKKI GLASER.

POWER HOUSE.

RAIL FEW MAY, EVERYBODY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> AND THE HILARIOUS AL

MADRIGAL, EVERYBODY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS.

AL, CONGRATULATIONS ON APPEARING

MONTHLY ON THE DAILY SHOW.

>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> [BLEEP].

>> JOHN STEWART'S PERIOD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU

FOR HAVING THE SHOW.

THAT'S AMAZING.

50 YEARS OF DOING STAND UP AND

YOU FINALLY HAVE YOUR OWN GIG.

>> IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE ON

CHELSEA LATELY.

>> THAT'S AWESOME.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I HAD NO IDEA YOU ARE

HISPANIC ALL THIS TIME.

>> YEAH.

>> I THOUGHT YOB WERE LIKE

IRANIAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE A

WHITE LADY.

>> OFF THE STUDIO.

>> THANK YOU.

>> FROM POD CAST.

>> RIGHT.

>> THIS IS TO BE'S DRESSING

ROOM.

>> RALPH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> RALPH IS VERY POPULAR, HE

ONCE TRIED TO EAT HIS OWN

TWITTER FEED.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY IT LOOKED

LIKE THE EVOLUTIONARY CHART OF

UGLY.

>> WAIT, WHERE DOES IT START?

WHICH WAY?

>> IT IS AS TO UP.

>> I'M FAT, BUT I'M PRETTY.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> I'M ALWAYS NICE TO YOU,

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE

A REAL CELEBRITY, IN A FAT SUIT.

>> EXACTLY.

>> SO I'M ALWAYS KIND TO YOU.

>> I AM.

>> IT IS JUST A RUIZ.

>> IF YOU ARE TYRA YOU HAVE TO

TELL ME NOW.

>> I'M RICKIE LAKE.

>> RICKIE, GREAT LAKE MAKE.

>> I LIKE MOSTLY GUYS I SLEEP

WITH LOOK LIKE YOU THREE -- AND

THAT'S LIKE WITH DRINKING.

IT REALLY IS.

>> ARE WE THE GUYS WITH $20

EACH?

>> SHE ISN'T A HOOKER, SHE IS A

ABSOLUTELY, THERE'S A

DIFFERENCE.

>> I KNOW, SHE HAS A GROUPON.

>> NO, IT IS A THING THAT TRIPS

ME OUT ABOUT RALPH, IS NOT THE

WAY HE [BLEEP].

THE VOICE.

IT IS LIKE GHETTO MICKEY MOUSE.

>> ARE YOUR LIKE THIGHS PUTTING

THAT MUCH PRESSURE ON YOUR BALLS

THAT --

>> NO, THEY ARE RIGHT HERE, THEY

ARE GOOD.

THEY ARE OUT.

MY BALLS ARE OUT.

>> A YOUR DICK NOBODY CAN SEE.

>> I SAW IT LAST NIGHT, IN THE

REFLECTION OF YOUR MOTHER'S

FOREHEAD.

OH [BLEEP].

>> OH, OH.

>> RALPH [BLEEP].

YOU CRAZY.

>> YOU ARE LIKE THE WORST

EPISODE OF ELIMINATE DATE EVER.

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