Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude

  • Season 9 , Ep 20
  • 06/23/2005
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Everyone pretends to hold the elevator. (1:20)

THONG AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY

CRAPS HER PANTS...

[LAUGHTER]

DOES THAT CUT IT RIGHT IN TWO?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT, WAS THAT ONE A

LITTLE RUDE?

HEY, COME ON, WE'RE ALL RUDE,

FOLKS.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M THE

ONLY RUDE ONE IN THE WORLD,

RIGHT?

YOU'VE ALL BEEN RUDE.

YOU'VE ALL DONE THIS, RIGHT?

YOU'VE ALL BEEN IN THE ELEVATOR

SOMEWHERE, AT WORK, AT YOUR

APARTMENT BUILDING, AT A HOTEL.

YOU'RE IN THE ELEVATOR ALL BY

YOURSELF.

YOU'RE ALL READY TO WHIP UP

TO YOUR FLOOR, NICE AND FAST.

THE ELEVATOR DOORS START TO

CLOSE.

THEY'RE JUST ABOUT SHUT.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM OUT

OF NOWHERE, THIS ONE MORON'S

RUNNING THROUGH THE LOBBY.

HE'S LIKE, "WAIT!

HOLD THE DOOR!

HOLD THE DOOR!"

AND YOU'RE IN THE ELEVATOR,

AND YOU PRETEND TO PUSH THE

DOOR OPEN BUTTON.

YOU'RE LIKE, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HEY, THANKS A LOT, FOLKS,

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

GOD BLESS YA.

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