Cringe-Worthy - Porn-Fed Beef

  • Season 1 , Ep 01025
  • 02/19/2014
  • Views: 782

Nothing is off limits when Matt Besser, Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts compete to make Chris squirm. (2:06)

CRINGEWORTHY.

>> CROWD FAVORITE.

>> Chris: FEEL LIKE THIS IS A

GOOD GAME FOR THIS GROUP.

COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE THREE WORDS

TO MAKE ME CRINGE.

EVER TIME I CRINGE, YOU GET 250

POINTS.

60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, STARTING NOW.

BESSER.

>> TALKING DEA CANCELED.

>> Chris: OH!

POINTS!

( LAUGHTER )

BESSER AGAIN.

>> JAY LENO RETURNS.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> Chris: HOSTING TALKING DEAD.

NO!

POINTS.

ROBERTS?

>> STALLONE'S UNSHAVEN TAINT.

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

I'M STILL CRINGING.

MATT?

>> KIRSTIE ALLEY SCRAPINGS.

>> Chris: POINTS!

SPENCER.

>> ROBOCOP REMAKE REMAKE.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS, I'LL GIVE

THAT TO YOU, SURE.

YES, MATT AGAIN.

>> JUAN PABLO MARRIES HARDWICK.

>> Chris: THAT'S TECHNICALLY

FOUR WORDS.

>> HYPHENATE, HYPHENATE.

>> Chris: OH, OKAY, ALL

RIGHT, OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU...

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE

PUTTING THE HYPHEN, BUT

(BLEEP) IT, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

YES, MATT WALSH?

>> NADIA SULIEMAN OVULATING.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> I THINK MATT WALSH

AGAIN.

>> PORN-FED BEEF.

>> Chris: IT MAKES THE MEAT

NATURALLY GREASY, YEAH.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THAT.

IAN ROBERTS.

>> CHORIZO-FART BREATH.

>> Chris: POINTS.

WAIT, CAN YOU EXPLAIN

THE MECHANICS OF THAT?

DOES SOMEONE FART INTO A MOUTH

WITH CHORIZOS, AND YOU SPIT IT

BACK OUT?

>> I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

BUT YES.

>> Chris: OKAY, GOOD, YEAH,

POINTS, POINTS.

MATT BESSER?

>> PAPER CUT PENIS TIP.

>> Chris: OH!

LOT OF HYPHENS.

>> I'M KING OF THE HYPHENS.

>> Chris: YEAH, POINTS

FOR THAT ONE.

MATT WALSH?

>> INFUSED FECAL SLURRY.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> A KIRSTIE ALLEY SCRAPING!

>> Chris: WHAT ARE YOU HITTING

THE BUZZER FOR?

IAN ROBERTS?

>> ALLIGATOR CLIP FORESKIN.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS,

POINTS!

THAT IS THE END.

>> OUTDOOR BLUMPIE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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