Ted Alexandro - Friends

  • Season 5, Ep 7
  • 08/12/2001
  • Views: 5,073

Other people's dreams are boring. (2:13)

TO TELL ME ABOUT THEIR DREAMS.

YOU GUYS HAVE FRIENDS LIKE THAT?

TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR DREAMS?

THEY'RE ALWAYS SO EXCITED.

RIGHT?

PEOPLE ALWAYS GET SO EXCITED

ABOUT THEIR DREAMS.

EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS THEIR

DREAM IS THE WEIRDEST, RIGHT?

NO, COME ON-- IT WAS SO WEIRD.

COME ON.

AND IT'S ALWAYS THIS BORING

STORY.

RIGHT?

"AND, OH, WE WERE ON THIS BOAT

GOING DOWN THE RIVER,

BUT IT WAS A RIVER OF GRAVY."

(LAUGHTER)

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

AND WE WEREN'T USING AN OAR,

IT WAS A Q-TIP.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

YOU'RE LIKE, IT ISN'T WEIRD

AT ALL, IT'S BORING.

THERE'S A REASON YOU WOULD SLEEP

DURING THIS.

I'M DOZING OFF JUST LISTENING

TO YA.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH, THEY'LL TELL YOU ABOUT

THEIR DREAMS.

FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU

WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY, TOO,

THAT'S A BIG FRIEND THING,

GOTTA TELL YOU WHEN THEY'RE

HUNGRY.

THEY GOTTA FILL YOU IN.

BUT THEY COULD NEVER JUST TELL

YOU, IT'S GOT TO BE THIS BIG

OVERLY DRAMATIC PRODUCTION.

LIKE, "DUDE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

DUDE, I'M STARVING, MAN.

DUDE, MAN.

LOOK AT ME, I'M STARVING!

RIGHT?

AND THEN THEY GOTTA MAKE THAT

LIST FOR YOU?

DUD, ALL I HAD--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL I HAD WAS A BAGEL AND A

GRAPE.

DUDE..."

RIGHT?

IT'S ALWAYS THOSE SAME KINDA

THINGS.

THERE'S A MUFFIN AND A RAISIN.

COME ON, DUDE, I'M STARVING.

YOU'RE LIKE,

"WELL EAT SOMETHING.

EAT.

WHAT AM I, SPONSORING YOU, EAT!

MAKE A SANDWICH."

NOBODY YOU KNOW STARVES.

LIKE, "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BOB?"

"NO, WHAT HAPPENED?"

"HE STARVED TO DEATH."

OH, REALLY? I JUST SAW HIM--

HE LOOKED GREAT.

WELL, TURNS OUT ALL HE HAD

WAS A BAGEL AND A GRAPE.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU BELIEVE THAT?

HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

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