Gabriel Iglesias - The Sixth Level of Fat

Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy Season 1, Ep 1 10/12/2009 Views: 389,775

Gabriel Iglesias describes meeting the inspiration for a sixth level of fatness during a show in New Mexico. (1:59)

EL PASO.

A LOT HAS CHANGED.

ONE THING'S FOR SURE.

I'M STILL THE FLUFFY GUY.

[crowd cheering]

AND I SAY, "FLUFFY", 'CAUSE THAT

IS THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM.

FOR OF THOSE WHO DON'T REMEMBER,

I USED TO SAY THAT THERE WERE

FIVE LEVELS OF FATNESS.

REASON WHY I SAY, "USED TO SAY,"

IS BECAUSE NOW THERE ARE SIX.

UH-HUH, I MET THE NEW ONE

IN LAS CRUCES.

[laughter]

UH-HUH, THE ORIGINAL FIVE LEVELS

ARE BIG, HEALTHY, HUSKY, FLUFFY,

AND "DAMN!"

PEOPLE ASK, "WHAT COULD BE

BIGGER THAN 'DAMN'"?

THE NEW LEVEL'S CALLED

"OH, HELL NO!"

[laughter and applause]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

YOU'RE STILL WILLING TO WORK

WITH LEVEL FIVE.

EXAMPLE: IF YOU'RE ON AN

ELEVATOR AND YOU'RE WITH YOUR

FRIEND AND THIS REALLY BIG GUY

GETS ON AND YOU AND YOUR FRIEND

LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND YOU'RE

LIKE, "DEE-AMN,"

BUT YOU STILL LET THE BIG GUY

RIDE YOUR ELEVATOR,

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

LEVEL SIX YOU SEE WALKING

TOWARDS YOUR ELEVATOR.

[deep beastly groan]

OH, HELL NO.

[deep beastly groan]

NO!

[inquisitive groan]

NO!

NO!

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

THE GUY THAT I MET WAS 6'8",

614 POUNDS.

MM-HMM.

OH, HELL NO!

AND HE WAS OFFENDED AT MY SHOW,

NOT BY ANYTHING THAT I SAID,

BUT BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT NOW

AT THE SHOWS I STARTED SELLING

T-SHIRTS, AND APPARENTLY,

I DIDN'T HAVE HIS SIZE.

KEEP IN MIND, I GO ALL THE WAY

UP TO 5X ON THE T-SHIRTS.

AND HE WAS LIKE...

[gruffly] "YOU DON'T HAVE MY

SIZE."

I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOW

THEY MADE YOU.