Dating Bloopers - Kumail Nanjiani & David Koechner

Season 2 , Ep 2 07/16/13 Views: 8,867

A Houston man has sex with the same horse twice in three months, and Kumail Nanjiani courts Farmer David Koechner's beloved mare. (1:34)

>> THE WHOLE ANT FARM.

>> Jeselnik: NOW IT'S TIME FOR

DATING BLOOPERS.

WE LOOK AT THE LIGHTER SIDE OF

DATING SHENANIGANS.

HE'S BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN.

A MAN IN HOUSTON HAS BEEN CAUGHT

HAVING SEX WITH HIS HORSE TWICE

IN THREE MONTHS AND ARRESTED FOR

HAVING SEX WITH A FORCE AND

THEFT AND THE JESELNIK OFFENSIVE

TRIPLE CROWN.

>> THEY CAUGHT IT ON

SURVEILLANCE TAPE AS A PHOTO

FINISH.

>> THIS GUY NEEDS TO LEARN THAT

NEIGH MEANS NEIGH.

>> TO CHARGE HIM WITH ANIMAL

CRUELTY HE HAD TO PROVE HE HURT

THE HORSE WHILE HE DID NEVER

CALLING.

LET'S DO ROLE-PLAY.

OBVIOUSLY THESE TWO LOVE EACH

OTHER VERY MUCH.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THINGS TO THE

NEXT LEVEL.

KUMAIL, YOU'RE THE SUITOR.

ASKED FOR HIM FOR HIS HORSE'S

HOOF IN MARRIAGE.

>> YOU KNOW THE HORSE YOU HAVE?

>> THE MARE?

>> YES.

I'M GOING TO PUT HER IN A STABLE

RELATIONSHIP, SHE WON'T HAVE TO

SADDLE FOR LESS, ONCE SHE'S WITH

ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WEDDING COSTS,

I'LL PONY UP THE DOUGH.

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