Public Enemies - Bouncers

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 08/28/2012
  • Views: 13,913

Jeff Ross hits the streets to burn the soul crushing gatekeepers of Los Angeles. (1:58)

>> THANK YOU.

MY LIFE I WAS AN OUTSIDE ARE

LOOKING IN.

THIS WEEK'S PUBLIC ENEMIES ARE

THE WORST SOUL CRUSH BEING GATE

KEEPERS OUT THERE.

BOUNCERS.

>> BOUNCERS HAVE BEEN

TORTURING ME MY ENTIRE LIFE.

IT IS TIME FOR PAY BACK.

BOUNCER BEWARE!

>> HOLY MACKEREL YOU LOOK

FANTASTIC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I'M ROASTING BOUNCERS.

SPEAKING OF BOUNCERS LOOK AT

THESE BOUNCERS RIGHT HERE.

>> LET US IN.

COME ON LET US IN.

LET US IN.

HOW DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND FEEL

LIKE INJECTING YOU WITH

STEROIDS

>> LOOK AT YOU -- THAT'S YOUR

BEER?

OH , MY GOD.

REMINDS ME WHEN I HAD SEX WITH

BETTY WHITE ONE TIME.

FIGHTING WHILE YOU REBUILD A

MOTORCYCLE?

[LAUGHTER].

>> YOU ARE SCARY.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU RIPPED

YOUR OWN DICK OFF MASTER

MASTURBATING?

YOU LET PEOPLE IN THE BACKYARD

A LOT?

>> DON'T RUN AWAY.

>> I AIN'T RUNNING AWAY IS

THAT MICROPHONE REAL?

TALK INTO IT PRETEND IT IS A

PEN

PENIS.

I'M CLEAN.

YOU ARE WATCHING THE BURN ONLY

ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

SEE, THERE IS YOUR PROMO PIECE.

THAT WAS A HOMO PIECE.

>>

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