- So, I hear you have a sex story.
- I do.
- Something happened, something went wrong.
- [Voiceover] Take seven, AB mark.
- I unraveled it to throw it out
and the condom was gone.
- [Voiceover] All right, we're speeding and rolling.
- We barely, barely avoided mom walking in
on son getting B.J.which would have been--
- My favorite porn.
- For about the first 30 seconds, it was basically
like the best until she began to shriek.
- [Voiceover] Roll cameras!
- There was this one time where I thought
I killed a girl with my penis.
Every R&B song, I feel,is about how smooth
and cool and fucking good at sex they are.
I met a bunch of guys who have these stories
of like shit going downwhen they be fucking.
- And I feel like there's no representation of them in R&B.
- Oh my God, this is my area, you know what I mean?
I'll write this for you.
- Do you think we can make this a hit?
♪ Not safe, y'all
♪ With Nikki Glaser
- Gross, son.
- [Voiceover] On my period.
- [Voiceover] So I'll stick it in your ass.
- [Voiceover] Where's the lube?
- Yes, I can.
♪ Glaser, Omarion
♪ Best friends
- Are you serious?
Dude, you fucked a girlso hard she passed out?
These guys are losers, they need help.
What are you doing here?
You have a tribal tattoo and a six pack.
Go back to Equinox you beautiful asshole.
♪ We're going number one with this one ♪