Pat Regan - Sad Song

A Very Dramatic Episode Season 3, Ep 8 04/21/2016 Views: 1,585

Pat Regan shares his surefire cure for suicidal thoughts, in musical form. (2:22)

[playing harmonica and guitar]

♪ Sitting onmy bedroom floor ♪

♪ Feeling so alone

♪ Black outall the windows ♪

♪ And disconnectthe phone ♪

♪ No one calls me anyways

♪ No one even cares

♪ I could disappear likea ghost in a graveyard ♪

♪ Open upthe dresser drawer ♪

♪ Where I keep my gun

♪ The cold black steellooks up at me ♪

♪ Like shadows at the sun

♪ I load it up with bullets

♪ And I downa glass of rum ♪

♪ It burns my throat,but that's okay ♪

♪ 'Cause it numbs the pain ♪

♪ Crying likea newborn child ♪

♪ My hands,they shake with fear ♪

♪ I think it'swhat I have to do ♪

♪ But I'm not thinking clear ♪

♪ I close my eyesand count to three ♪

♪ And drawone final breath ♪

♪ Then I putthe handgun in my mouth ♪

♪ And guesswhat happens next ♪

♪ I suck the gunlike a dick ♪

♪ I suck the gunlike a dick ♪

♪ I suck the gunlike a dick ♪

♪ I suck the gunlike a dick ♪

♪ Gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble ♪

♪ Yum, yum, yum, yum

♪ I want this .38 to shoota load across my tongue ♪

♪ My troubles are forgotten'cause I'm having so much fun ♪

♪ Sucking this gun

♪ Like a dick

[cheers and applause]