Uncensored - Katt Williams - Michael Jackson's Death Pt. 2

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 5,423

Although Katt Williams isn't quite sure how Michael Jackson slept, he knows that he slept fancy. (1:48)

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME JUST TELL

YOU A LITTLE NIGGER SECRET

IF I COULD.

NIGGERS HAVE NEVER SAID,

"THIS IS IT,"

IN A CELEBRATORY FASHION,

LET ME JUST SAY.

WHITE PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME.

"THIS IS IT!"

NOT NIGGERS.

EVERY TIME WE SAYING IT,

WE SAYING IT LIKE THIS,

"YOU KNOW WHAT, NIGGER?

THIS IS IT."

AND THEY STRAIGHT UP

KILLED THAT NIGGER.

KILLED HIM AND GAVE US

THE MOST BULLSHIT STORY

WE EVER HEARD OUR ENTIRE LIFE.

FIRST, THEY TOLD US THIS NIGGER

WAS A DRUG ADDICT.

THEN WE FIND OUT THIS NIGGER'S

DRUG WAS SLEEP.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NIGGER

GOT HIGH AND WENT TO SLEEP?

YEAH, THAT'S NO DRUG ADDICT.

SOMETHING'S AFOUL HERE.

THIS STORY DON'T GO TOGETHER.

UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE,

NO STORY ENDS WITH COMA.

BUT CERTAINLY NO STORY

STARTS WITH COMA.

THEY STARTED THIS NIGGER'S STORY

OFF WITH COMA.

SAID THE NIGGER...

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE WOULD SLEEP.

I'M SURE HE DON'T SLEEP REGULAR.

BUT I'M SURE HE WAS...

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE WOULD SLEEP.

BUT I KNEW HE SLEPT FANCY.