What's Their Problem? - Shaggy & The Heartbreaker

Season 2 , Ep 3 07/23/13 Views: 9,229

Using only mug shots as clues, Adam Pally and Casey Wilson attempt to guess the crimes committed by three dashing perpetrators (2:48)

>>

[ SCREAMING ]

>> Jeselnik: DOUBLED IT.

NOW TIME TO PLAY WHAT'S THEIR

PROBLEM.

I'LL SHOW YOU SOMEONE FROM THE

NEWS AND YOU TELL ME WHAT'S

THEIR PROBLEM.

IT'S BRILLIANT.

FIRST UP, LOOK AT SHAGGY.

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

>> I THINK HE'S UPSET BECAUSE HE

COULDN'T GET A BACKGROUND GIG ON

BREAKING BAD.

>> I FEEL LIKE HE'S JUST RAN OUT

OF CONDITIONER AND LOST THE WILL

TO LIVE.

>> I THINK --

>> HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

CAN I GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY

HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

>> Jeselnik: YOU CANNOT.

>> THAT'S A THIN LIMB.

>> Jeselnik: SORRY, YOU GUYS

WERE BOTH WRONG.

THIS GUY WAS ACTUALLY BUSTED FOR

HAVING SEX WITH HIS NEIGHBOR'S

POOL FLOAT.

TWICE.

AFTER THE FIRST TIME DON'T YOU

SAY, YOU KEEP IT.

>> IS THAT THE POOL FLOAT HE

[BLEEP]?

>> THAT'S HUGE.

>> I HOPE HE WAS STICKING IT

INTO THE HOLE YOU BLOW INTO.

>> Jeselnik: MOVING ON, LET'S

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

HEART-BREAKER RIGHT HERE.

TELL ME WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

THE WOMAN INSIDE HIS WINNEBAGO

WON'T DIE?

>> I THINK HE'S BEEN TRYING FOR

A LONG TIME BUT HE STILL CAN'T

TELL IF HE'S A RED NECK.

>> Jeselnik: HE'S GOT A

FOXWORTHY VIBE FOR SURE AND

DOESN'T LOOK SMARTER THAN A

FIFTH GRADER.

ACTUALLY, THIS MAN WAS ACCUSED

OF MURDERING HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH

A HOMEMADE CANNON.

HE FORGOT THE FIRST RULE OF

CANNON SAFETY, DO NOT OWN A

CANNON.

>> HOW DID HE MURDER HIS

GIRLFRIEND WITH A CANNON.

YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO

LOAD A CANNON.

>> YOU'RE BLAMING THIS ON HER?

SHE SHOULD HAVE HAD TIME TO

LEAVE.

>> LIKE STAY RIGHT THERE AND

THEN WEILDED IN A CANNON AND

THEN PUT THE THING IN AND SHE

WAS LIKE WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?

>> SURPRISE ME.

>> Jeselnik: MOVING ON.

THE NEXT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT

ALL KINDS OF ISSUES.

HE'S GOT ALL KINDS OF ISSUES BUT

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

HE CAN'T TURN IT OFF?

>> HE'S CLEARLY TURNING INTO A

PELICAN.

>> I LIKE THAT HE THAT'S GOATEE

TO ACCENTUATE IT.

>> Jeselnik: CLOSE.

THIS GUY WAS ACTUALLY ARRESTED

FOR ALLEGEDLY GRABBING A LITTLE

BOY AND SNIFFING HIM.

THE CHARGE WAS ATTEMPTED

KIDNAPPING BUT GOT TO KNOCKED

DOWN TO ATTEMPTED APPETIZER.

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