David Alan Grier - Babies

Barnes, Gossling, Costello, Kola Season 5, Ep 509 10/05/2001 Views: 5,722

It's all about the babies. (1:13)

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

A LOT OF LOVE UP IN HERE.

LOT OF LOVE.

LOOKING AT ALL THESE WOMEN.

WE'VE GOT SOME RUMP SHAKERS,

AND WE'VE GOT SOME BABY MAKERS.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

NICE.

I'M LOOKING FOR A RUMP SHAKER

MYSELF.

HA-HA-HA!

NAH, IT'S WEIRD.

A LOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE HAVING

BABIES, NOW.

YOU KNOW?

EVERYBODY'S HAVING BABIES.

I'M KINDA SCARED TO HAVE BABIES,

'CAUSE--

WOMAN IN AUDIENCE>> I'LL HAVE

YOUR BABY!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

DAVID>> RIGHT NOW?

THANK YOU.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

AS I WAS SAYING...

NAH, IT'S WEIRD, MAN.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE

FRIENDS WHO HAVE BABIES, RIGHT?

SOON AS THE BABY'S BORN,

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BABY.

AND IT'S SCARY.

'CAUSE A LOT OF THESE PARENTS--

IT'S LIKE, THEY CAN'T SEE THEIR

OWN CHILDREN'S FAULT.

THEY'RE PERFECT, YOU KNOW.

OOHH, LOOK AT THE BABY.

LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S SO CUTE.

LOOK AT HIM.

OH, AND HE'S SMART.

HE'S SMART.

THIS BABY'S A GENIUS.

HE KNOWS HIS TIMES TABLES.

THAT BABY IS FOURTEEN YEARS OLD!

(LAUGHTER)

THEY CAN'T SEE.