Leslie Jones - Young and Fresh

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 02/17/2012
  • Views: 2,329

Young girls will f**k up Leslie Jones' night in the club. (2:07)

LITTLE YOUNG GIRLS JUSTMESSIN' UP THE GAME.

JUST MESSIN' UP THE GAME!

JUST LITTLE YOUNG GIRLSJUST MESSIN' UP THE GAME.

JUST TIRED OF THIS YOUNG--LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE,

JUST YOUNG,YOUNG AND FRESH.

YOUR COOTCHIESTILL FRESH

AS THE SNOW ON AMOUNTAIN PEAK, AIN'T IT?

JUST A DUTCH MAN UP THEREWITH A HORN, TALKIN' ABOUT--

[tooting]

FRESH SNOW-- PULL YOUR PANTSDOWN AND AN ANGEL FLY OUT.

DON'T NOTHIN' BUT AFIRE BREATHIN' DRAGON

COME OUT OFMY SHIT-- AHHHHH!

[audience laughingand applauding]

I DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOUNG GIRLS,PRETTY GIRLS, PRETTY BITCHES

LOOK AT THESE BITCHES.

YEAH, I SEEN YOUPRETTY BITCHES.

TWO PRETTY BITCHESIN A ROW.

JUST LIKE A NICE, LITTLE,PRETTY BITCH GARDEN, HUH, JUST--

Y'ALL GONNA COME IN THE CLUBAND [bleep] MY WHOLE NIGHT UP.

COME MERE,COME HERE-- STAND UP.

LOOK AT HER-- TURN AROUND--LOOK AT HER-- AIN'T SHE PRETTY?

SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL.

[audience applauding]

WHATEVER, UM...

SO, UH, ALL RIGHT,WE AT A CLUB,

AND UH, WE, YOU KNOW, WESTANDIN' AT THE BAR, ME AND HER,

WE STANDIN' AT THE BARTOGETHER AND, UH,

MEN, Y'ALL WALK IN,AND, UH, Y'ALL SEE US.

[audience laughing]

WHO YOU GONNA PICK?

[audience laughing]

OKAY, BUT YOU IN THE-INTHE PARKING LOT, RIGHT?

AND THERE'S TWO CRIPSABOUT TO WHUP YO' ASS,

WHO YOU GONNA PICK THEN?

[audience laughingand applauding]

SIT YOUR PRETTY ASS DOWN!

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