JB Smoove - Toughen Up

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 02/17/2012
  • Views: 941

JB Smoove tells Leslie Jones and Tiffany Haddish how to keep it real in New York City. (1:09)

- NEW YORK CITY, BABY.

OH-- LET'S BEHONEST, GIRLS.

YOU ARE THE ONLYTWO WOMEN ON THE SHOW.

AS THE HOST,IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY

TO TELL YOU GIRLSYOU GOTTA TOUGHEN UP.

THIS IS NEW YORK CITY--YOU GOTTA KEEP IT REAL, RIGHT?

GIVE ME THEM DAMN BRAS.

- WHOA-WHOA-- STOP, STOP,STOP-- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YOU WANT US TOGIVE YOU OUR BRAS?

IS YOU CRAZY?

- DON'T GET ALL UPTIGHT--SEE THAT-- SEE THAT RIGHT THERE.

NEW YORK HATES THAT.

- SO, ARE YOU KEEPINGIT REAL, RIGHT NOW?

IS YOU LETTIN' ITHANG LOOSE RIGHT NOW?

- LOOK IT--I'M FROM NEW YORK CITY.

RIGHT NOW,I'M SLINGIN', RIGHT NOW.

SEE THAT-- I'MFREE-BALLIN', RIGHT NOW.

SEE THAT--I'M PLAYIN' GOLF, RIGHT NOW.

SEE THAT-- HUH--SEE THAT?

WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS,WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS.

HUH-- SEE THE BALLS?

- SO, YOU HAVE NO SUPPORT,RIGHT NOW-- NO SUPPORT?

- NOTHING.

OH-HO-HO-HO!

- IS THAT TOUGH ENOUGH?

- YEAH, MAYBE YOUSHOULD TRY ONE OF THESE.

- CHAUVINISTIC BASTARD.

- BITCH!

- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN'ABOUT-- NEW YORK CITY, BABY!

OW!

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