Bender, you're a genius.
( laughs )
This creates an unrealisticstandard of beauty.
( grunts )
Now it's time for Santato screw open his present.
( gulping )
And we gothim cornered.
Oh, I smell a juicypromotion for me.
And a juicy rehiring backonto the force for me.
( gulps )
Ah, oh... wha?
( spectators murmuring )
This Xmas Day session of courtwill come to order.
The HonorableJudge Whitey presiding.
Santa Claus, you stand accusedof crimes against humanity.
How do you plead?
There he is again!
I know it's scaryin that there witness box,
but 'taint no needto fear me.
( cackles )( screams )
I'm sorry,I thought you was corn.
Now, would you pleasepoint at that robot over there?
( all gasping and murmuring )
No further questions.
( all cheeping )
Daddy done good, huh?
Isn't it true thatyou have been paidfor your testimony?
Yes, you gave mea dollar and some candy.
And yet, you haven't saidwhat I told you to say.
How can any of us trust you?
( sobbing )
Quit badgering the witness.
( cackles )
Whereas I have a ham dinnerwith mayonnaise
waiting for me at my mansion,
I find the defendant guilty.
( all gasping )
I hereby sentenceyou to be executedas sundown.
It's not fair.
I just hopethat dumb chicken
is ashamed of himself.
( crowing )