Juston McKinney - Dogs

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 2,090

They say dogs can't see size, but I bet they can feel it. (1:00)

MY WIFE AND I JUSTBOUGHT OUR FIRST HOUSE.

FIRST THING I WANNA DOIS GET A DOG.

A TRAINED-- YEAH,I WANTED A DOG FOR PROTECTION.

I TOLD MY WIFE"GO TO THE POUND.

WE'LL RESCUE A DOG.A LOT OF DOGSNEED HOMES, RIGHT?"

I SAID, "CALL ME UP IF YOUSEE SOMETHING WE MIGHT LIKE."

SHE CALLS ME UP AND GOES"I FOUND THE CUTEST DOG.

IT'S HALF PUG."YOU KNOW WHAT A LITTLE PUG IS?

SHE GOES, "IT'S HALF PUG,HALF GERMAN SHEPHERD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT? I WAS LIKE, "THAT PUGIS EITHER A VICTIM OR A WHORE.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

WHAT SICK BASTARDSAT BACK AND LET THAT HAPPEN?

- THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW.- [LAUGHTER]

THEY SAY, "DOGS CAN'T SEE SIZE.I BET THEY CAN FEEL IT.

THAT PUG WAS PROBABLY LIKE,"OH, BOY. THAT LOOKED LIKE

A COCKER SPANIELFROM ACROSS THE STREET."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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