Neck Splooge

  • Season 3 , Ep 17
  • 02/27/2013
  • Views: 13,467

Blake bonds with his grandpa while Adam tries to prove that he is a real DeMamp. (3:41)

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NO PUSSY MEN ALLOWED.

- WHOA, OKAY,USA ALL THE WAY, ALL RIGHT?

I BET 20 BUCKS MY GRAMPS HERECOULD DRINK Y'ALL

DOLPH LUNDGRENETTESUNDER THE TABLE.

- LET'S GO.- ALL RIGHT.

SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.

- [chuckling]- MM-HMM.

WHOO!- AHH.

- YEAH!- LINA.

WE NEED MORE VODKA.- WHY?

WE GOT PLENTY OF GOOD ALCOHOLRIGHT HERE.

- OH, NO,THAT'S HAND SANITIZER.

THAT'S NOT--

- [gulping]

AH.

WANT SOME?

- HE BEAT ME.

STRAIGHT UP.PAY HIM.

PAY THIS MAN HIS MONEY.

- WHOO![laughs]

ANYBODY GOT ANY HARD DRUGS?

- [laughs awkwardly]USA.

UH-OH.

GRANDPA.HE'S JUST TAKING A NAP.

GRANDPA--

- WHOO!

ANYBODY GOTANY HARD DRUGS?

- [grunting]

GRANDPA, I KNOW YOU THINKI PUSSED OUT EARLIER,

BUT I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOUONCE AND FOR ALL

I'M A REAL DEMAMP,STARTING NOW.

JILLIAN, YOU READY?- YEP.

- OKAY.- ON ACTION, OKAY? READY?

- YEP.GRANDPA, YOU WATCHING?

- AND ACTION.- YO.

WHAT IT IS?ADAM DEMAMP HERE,

HERE WITH DEMAMP CAMP: WORKING OUT WITH TIRES.

AS YOU SAW EARLIER,

I DE-LOCATEDBOTH OF MY ARMS

DOING MY CLASSICDEAD TIRE FLIP LIFT.

BUT I PLAN ON DOINGTHE IMPOSSIBLE

TO PROVE TO MY GRANDFATHERTHAT I'M NOT A PUSSY.

THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE,ALTHOUGH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH THE VIDEO.

BUT I SHALL DO ITRIGHT NOW,

1,000 TIMES IN A ROW,STARTING RIGHT NOW.

OKAY. ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

GRANDPA, ARE YOU WATCHING?

[screaming]

[crunch]OH!

OH, MY BACK!- ADAM--

- I RIPPED MY BACK MUSCLEIN HALF!

[luau music playing]

- HEY, I'M SO SORRYTO INTERRUPT.

IS IT OKAY IF I BORROWYOUR DANCE PARTNER,

JUST FOR A SECOND?

GET OVER HERE.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT YOUR ENDGAME IS,

BUT THAT OLD HORNY LADYOVER THERE

THINKS YOU'RE A GUY,SO UNLESS YOU WANT HER

TO FIND OUT OTHERWISE,

YOU BETTER ANSWERSOME QUESTIONS

FOR MY NEW DOCUMENTARY,MTV TRUE LIFE:

I'M A RUSSIAN LESBIAN HOCKEYPLAYER LIVING IN AMERICA,

MAYBE LEGALLY.

- HOW ABOUT I JUSTBEAT YOUR ASS?

- I DON'T FIGHT GIRLS.

[thud]OH! NO, PLEASE!

[groaning]- OH, YES!

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY FIGHTOVER ME.

FIGHT, FIGHT!

- [gasping]

YOU'RE DANCINGWITH A WOMAN.

- [laughing]- OH, AND ONE...

AND TWO...AND THREE!

THAT'S IT.WE GOT A NEW WINNER.

WE'VE GOT A WINNER!

SHE KNOCKED YOU OUTLIKE A BITCH!

- RUSSIAN WHIP-ITS.

- OH, DEAR.

- IT WILL BLOW THE HAIR

RIGHT OFF YOUR BABUSHKA.

- [laughing]- [murmurs]

- WE WANT TO KEEP THE HAIRON HIS BABUSHKA TODAY,

THANK YOU.

OKAY--- HA, HA, HA!

- HOCKEY TEAM--HEY, NO!

SEE WHAT YOU--

- [groaning]- GREAT. ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU NEED TO GOTO THE RESTROOM, OR WHAT?

- YEAH, I--- HE CAN'T BREATHE.

[with accent] HE CAN'T BREATHE.HE CAN'T BREATHE!

- [groaning]- CPR! ANYBODY?

- BLAKE--- I GOT YOU, GRANDPA.

UH, JUST, UH,SPLIT THE MUSTACHE, AND--

- NO, NO, NO!- AND KIND OF JUST--

- NO! MOUTH TO NECK.

- HUH?- MOUTH, NECK.

YOU GOT TO HELP ME, GRANDSON.

- OH, NO, NO.[chuckles]

MAYBE THIS IS JUST YOUR TIMETO GO, MY OLD MAN.

- I CAN'T BREATHE.

YOU GOT TO HELPYOUR OLD GRANDPA.

- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,OKAY, OKAY, FINE, FINE.

UH...[chuckles]UH...

EH...UH...UGH...

[coughs]

- [grunts]- OH! OH!

- I'M GOOD.- [groaning]

I GOT YOUR--I GOT YOURTHROAT SPLUGE ON MY MOUTH!

OH, MY GOD!

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