Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa

  • Season 12 , Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 15,218

It's a dog -- let it be a dog. (2:02)

ANOTHER WOMAN HADA DOG AT THE AIRPORT,

DRESSED UP.

WHAT'S THIS?WHAT'S WITH THE DOGS?

I GOT A DOG. IT'S MY DOG.WHY DON'T WE DO DOG THINGS?

GO TO THE PARK.YOU COULD GIVE IT A FRISBEE.

ONCE IN A WHILE, LEAN DOWN,"HEY, HOW YA DOIN'? YOU ARIGHT?

GOOD, ARIGHT.GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE."IT'S A DOG.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I'M NOT DRESSIN' IT UP.WHAT'S UP WITH--

- WHY'S THE DOG GOT SOCKS ON?- [LAUGHTER]

SOCKS, HAD A SWEATER,LITTLE HAT,

LITTLE CELL PHONEAROUND HIS NECK.

STOP TRYIN' TOHUMANIZE THE ANIMAL.

IT'S A DOG. LET IT BE A DOG.

IN LOS ANGELES THIS PAST YEAR,THEY HAD, FOR CHRISTMASTIME,

A SANTA CLAUS FOR YOUR DOG,

150 DOGS WRAPPED AROUNDTHE MALL TO SEE DOGGIE SANTA.

TWO KIDS TO SEETHE NORMAL SANTA,150 DOGS, RIGHT,

AND YOU GOT THE IDIOT OWNERSITTIN' THERE IN LINE.

[High Voice] "YEAH, COOPER.YOU'RE GONNA SEE SANTA TODAY."

[LAUGHTER]

THEN THEY PUTTHE DOG ON SANTA'S LAP.

AND FROM THE LINETHEY'RE LIKE, "GO AHEAD, COOPER.

GO AHEAD.

TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS, I'M LIKE,

"HE JUST WANTSTO LICK HIS BALLS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSEHE'S GOT A SWEATER ON.

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