The weird things alwaysbother me.
Like, why do I always haveto prove to a robot
that I'm not a robot?
Why do you even care?
Who put you up to this, robot?
And how do you even want meto prove it?
With a CAPTCHA?
By putting in a seriesof random letters and numbers?
That sounds like something
a robot would be pretty good at.
I don't go up to my toasterand be, like,
"Hey, prove to me you notmy friend Craig right now."
"You lookinga little Craig-like to me.
"Kind of acting like Craig.
"Turning my bread into toast--
that's one of Craig'sfavorite things."
"Oh, that is you, Craig?"
"You love sitting onkitchen counters, dude."