Patton Oswalt - Makeover Shows

  • Season 1, Ep 12
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 11,795

Some people are really against growing an original personality. (0:59)

(Patton Oswalt)ALL THESE SHOWS LIKE"I WANNA FAMOUS FACE"

AND "THE SWAN"...

BASICALLY, WHAT THAT IS, ISPEOPLE GO ON NATIONAL TV,

AND THEY TELL AMERICA, "IDON'T LIKE HOW I LOOK.

"I'M SO AGAINST GROWINGAN ORIGINAL PERSONALITY

"OR DEVELOPING CHARM,I'D RATHER HAVE SOMEONE

TAKE A KNIFE TO MY SKULL."

THAT IS WHAT THOSESHOWS ARE SAYING.

THAT IS WHATSOCIOPATHS DO.

CUT INTO MY FLESH!

YOU CUT YOURSELF TO LOOK LIKEBRITNEY SPEARS AND BRAD PITT.

WHAT THE (bleep)?

IF THOSE SHOWS HADEXISTED IN THE '80s,

THERE'D BE GUYS WALKINGAROUND LOOKING LIKE

HALL AND OATES RIGHT NOW.

LIKE, "OH, YEAH.

"I KNOW, I KNOW.

"IT'S PRETTY COOL.

"I LOOK LIKE JOHN OATESFROM HALL AND OATES.

"I'M ON A (bleep) TRAINAND IT'S NEVER DERAILING.

"I'M FEELING PRETTYGOOD RIGHT NOW.

I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD."

JUST A GUY GETTINGGAS, GOING UNDER...

"MAKE ME LOOK LIKESTEVE GUTTENBERG!"

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