Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

  • Season 9 , Ep 20
  • 06/23/2005
  • Views: 6,930

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru? (2:02)

I'M JUST CRAZY ABOUT

CHEESE SAUCE.

[LAUGHTER]

I LOVE CHEESE SAUCE!

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

WELL, I GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM

MY DYSLEXIC BROTHER,

MICHAEL, TODAY.

IT SAID...

"[FUNNY NOISES]...

MARGARET."

[LAUGHTER]

YOU EVER NOTICE AT THE

DRIVE-THRU THEY ALWAYS GOT THAT

LITTLE SIGN "NO VEHICLE,

NO SERVICE"?

SO THIS IS WHAT I DID.

I BOUGHT MYSELF A WONDER WOMAN

COSTUME.

[LAUGHTER]

SO NOW I WALK RIGHT UP TO THE

WINDOW.

THE LADY SAYS, "WHERE'S YOUR

VEHICLE?"

I SAY, "I'M IN MY INVISIBLE JET,

ASS [BLEEP]!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NOW GIVE ME MY GOD-FORSAKEN

CURLY FRIES!

I'VE BEEN CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF!

HELLO!

DADDY'S BEEN CLEARED FOR

TAKEOFF!"

[LAUGHTER]

GOD.

YOU EVER DO THIS?

YOU EVER STUFF YOUR MATTRESS

FULL OF RICE KRISPIES AND THEN

PISS THE BED?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP ALL NIGHT

LONG!

YOU'LL SLEEP LIKE A BABY WALRUS

WALLOWING AROUND IN THE

SEA KELP!

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YOU EVER SEE HOW MANY ONION

RINGS YOU CAN STACK ON YOUR

[BLEEP], SIR?

[LAUGHTER]

BETTER LET 'EM COOL OFF

BEFORE YOU TRY THAT LITTLE

TRICK, BUDDY.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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