Sandra Bernhard - Falling in Love

Jimmy Aleck & Gene Pompa Season 1, Ep 0138 02/24/1992 Views: 1,535

Sandra has fallen in love for the first time. (1:35)

I'VE WORN THIS TILL THE COWSCAME HOME AND LEFT AGAIN.

WHOA! NO PUN INTENDED.

A LITTLE ISAAC MIZRAHI NUMBER,SOMETHING SIMPLE.

I OFTEN SLEEP IN IT.

IT'S SO COMFORTABLEI JUST CRASH OUT

AND NINE HOURS LATERI'M FEELING AMAZING.

OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T GET NINEHOURS OF SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE...

I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVEWITH SOMEBODY, SO OF COURSE...

AND THE PERSON HAPPENSTO LIVE IN EUROPE.

IT'S A VERY CONVENIENTRELATIONSHIP, BUT IT'S EXCITING.

YOU'RE ALWAYSTALKING TO EACH OTHER

AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT

BECAUSE THEY CALL YOUAT 3:00 IN THE MORNING

BECAUSE IT'S NOON THERE

AND THEY'RE HAVINGA NORMAL CONVERSATION

YOU'RE LIKE, "RIGHT, HONEY,I LOVE YOU, YEAH, SURE."

THEN YOU CALL BACK-- IT'SJUST A WHOLE SCREWED-UP THING.

BUT I CAN'T BE AWAY FROM THEPHONE FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES.

I GET VERY NERVOUS, BECAUSEI JUST SOMETIMES NEED TO CALL.

YOU KNOW HOW IT ISWHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER?

IN YOUR MID-30s? IT'S SCARY.

HI, ARE YOU WITH THE CREW?

OH, NO, YOU'RE A GUEST, ANDYOU'RE PROUDLY DISPLAYING THAT.

DID EVERYBODY...

( laughter )

DID EVERYBODY GET THOSE?

YOU'RE JUSTSPECIAL.

( huskily: )HI, I'M A GUEST.

( laughter )

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ME OR NOT.

I'M A WORLD-FAMOUS GUEST

IN TURQUOISE SPANDEX.

( laughter, clapping )

ARE YOU ALL TOGETHER?

ARE YOU ALL TOGETHERAT THIS TABLE?

SOMETIMES I THINK THEY JUSTTHROW PEOPLE AT THE TABLES

AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELYNOTHING IN COMMON

YOU'VE NEVER METEACH OTHER, BUT...

APPARENTLY IT'S TRUE.

( laughter )

WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE A GREATSHOW TONIGHT, A LOT OF FUN