Dave Attell - Fireworks

Pulp Comics: Dave Attell Season 1, Ep 0103 05/27/1997 Views: 5,849

A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler. (0:44)

>> I'm glad to be here.

I travel a lot.

I hate traveling, I guess 'cause

my dad used to beat me with a

globe.

Now, my dad was a tough man.

He never let me have

anything fun like fireworks.

Who didn't love fireworks?

Come on, raise your hook hands

so we can see you.

Let's get it out.

You know what we had?

You know what we had?

Sparklers.

Sparklers, that's all we had.

Sparklers are the gay cousin of

the firework family.

I think a flashlight is more

dangerous than a sparkler.

My friends got M80s, bottle

rockets, sticks of dynamite.

They're blowing stuff up, having

fun.

I'm walking around like the

Special Olympic torch boy.

I'm like, "Uh, hey, everybody,

how's it going?"

Planes are landing on me,

I tell yous.