Not Buying It - In-Flight Comedy

Season 2 , Ep 7 08/20/13 Views: 7,937

Tom Lennon and Marc Maron role-play as a comedy duo performing on board an airplane that is about to crash. (2:53)

THAT WAS A KNOWING LAUGH.

>> NOW, IT IS TIME FOR NOT

BUYING IT.

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN HECKLING,

STAND UP COMEDY AND LIVE MUSIC

PERFORMANCES WHERE THE PASSENGER

LIKE IT OR NOT.

NOW IF YOU DO WIND UP ON ONE OF

THESE FLIGHTS, IT'S IMPORTANT TO

KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU KILL

THE CHILD NEXT TO YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

>> IT'S GOING TO BE BLEEP AS

EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE AIRLINE,

WHICH IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.

FIRST CLASS WILL GET LUCY K.C.

FOR FREE, AND COACH YOU PAY $5

YOU GET TODD BERRY.

>> OH.

WHY TODD.

>> BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.

>> AND MARK, A CROWD THAT

COULDN'T WALK OUT ON YOU.

DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION THE.

>> YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE

TALKING TO YOURSELF.

>> OH, MY GOD THE SEXUAL TELLING

BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, IT IS

PALPABLE ALL NIGHT LONG, JUST

KISS.

>> IF I WANT TO GET ON A PLANE

WHERE I HERE [BLEEP] KEHLING

JOKES I WOULD JUST FLY

SOUTHWEST.

>> IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE VIRGIN

ATLANTIC ADS THEY ARE TRYING TO

CONVINCE YOU THAT THEIR HOT

STEWARDSTS ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU

DON'T YOU GET THAT FEELING?

WE NAUGHTY.

>> BUT NOBODY IS GIVING ME A

[BLEEP].

>> ONCE THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A

JERK, IF YOU REQUEST A [BLEEP].

LIKE COME ON, I KNOW YOU HAVE

BLANKETS BACK THERE.

COULD YOU EVER DO THIS, IF I

PAID YOU $1 MILLION.

>> YES.

>> PAID YOU $1 MILLION.

>> I FORGOT WHAT YOU ASKED ME.

WHEN YOU SAID THERE WAS A

$1 MILLION INVOLVED WAS IT BLOW

YOU IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM IN

YES.

>> 1,000 TIMES ANTHONY, YES.

PAID YOU $1 MILLION.

YOU ARE A COMEDY DUO, ON AN

AIRPLANE THAT IS ABOUT TO CRASH.

>> PROBLEMS.

>> PROBLEMS ON THE AIRPLANE.

>> ENTERTAIN THE PASSENGERS, GO.

>> HEY, FOLKS DON'T PANIC, I

KNOW THERE'S A LITTLE

TURBULENCE, BUT TOM WILL SHOW

YOU THE PROPER BEHAVIOR TO ACT

WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS

HAPPENING.

TOMMING.

>> [BLEEP] [BLEEP].

>> PLEASE REMEMBER ALWAYS PUT

THE OXYGEN MASK ON YOURSELF

FIRST AND THE CHILD NEXT TO YOU

NEXT, RIGHT, TOM?

[BLEEP] [BLEEP].

>> HOW ABOUT THAT FOOD ON TRAINS

[BLEEP].

>> OH.

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