Office Drug Test

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/06/2011
  • Views: 60,565

Adam, Blake and Ders freak out when faced with the office's annual drug screening. (1:19)

WE SMOKED YESTERDAY.

- DUDE, WE SMOKED IN THE CARTHIS MORNING.

- ALICE!- ALICE!

- YO, BOSS LADY.- GOOD MORNING.

- LOOKING LARGEAND IN CHARGE.

MINUS THE LARGE,PLUS POINTS

FOR BEING COOL.

- SHUT UP, ADAM.

GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVEWE ARE WASTING OUR TIME

WITH THIS POINTLESS DRUG TESTYET AGAIN.

- OH, YEAH,THERE'S THAT TODAY.

WE DON'T HAVE A PROBLEMWITH THAT.

- LOOK, YOU GUYS KNOWWHAT I'M ABOUT.

both: PUTTING UP THE NUMBERS.

- THAT'S RIGHT.I PUT UP THE NUMBERS

LIKE YOU PUT YOUR THUMBSUP EACH OTHER'S BUTTS.

BESIDES, THIS DRUG TESTIS A JOKE.

I CAN'T HAVE MY SALES FORCERUNNING TO THE BATHROOM

EVERY FIVE MINUTESLIKE A BUNCH OF BULIMICS.

- YOU DON'T HAVETO WORRY ABOUT US

BECAUSE WE ARE STRAIGHTAS ARROWS.

WE SHOULD BE IN QUIVERSBECAUSE WE'RE STRAIGHT

LIKE AS ARR--WE SHOULD--

WE'RE ARCHERS.

- OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW WHAT ISGOING ON OUT THERE, OKAY.

BUT YOU NEED TO GROWTHE "F" UP!

SPEAKING OF GROWING,

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE BONER

THEY SENT OVERFROM THE TESTING COMPANY.

- KNOCK, KNOCK.IS THIS THE VIP LOUNGE?

- OH,AND THERE HE IS.

- HI, GUYS.- GUYS, THIS IS ROBBIE.

- YEAH, ROBBIE.BEST TEST IN THE WEST.

- HE LIKESTO SAY THAT.

- BEST TEST IN THE WEST ROBBIE.

- THERE HE GOES.

- IT'S JUST A DRUG TEST,

SO NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

- I'M EXCITED.

WHAT KIND OF DRUGSARE WE TESTING?

[laughter]- WHAT?

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