Dogs Are Idiots

  • Season 3 , Ep 18
  • 03/06/2013
  • Views: 9,989

After Jillian displays her superior strength to the guys, a vicious dog chases the gang into the woods. (1:36)

AT THE ANNUAL CELTIC FEST.

ACTUALLY GOT A TATTOO THAT SAYS,

"LIFE IS A CABER-NET."- NO DOUBT.

- WELL, JILLIAN, I DON'TMEAN TO BE A MALE CHAUFFEUR,

BUT THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOUCOULD THROW FARTHER THAN I.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL,

AND GIRLS ARE MENTALLYAND PHYSICALLY UNSUPERIOR.

- YEAH, I DON'T CARE, ADAM.- GOOD LUCK.

[bagpipe music]

- [grunts]

- YOU OKAY?- GOOD FORM.

MIGHT'VE TWEAKED SOMETHING,ACTUALLY.

- WHOA.- OH.

[keg crashes]

- OH!- WHOA, TRUCK!

- YES!- OH.

- THAT'S HOW YOU CABER TOSS![dog growls]

- UH-OH. OH!- OH, GOD.

- OH, HELL, NO.- NO, NO, NO.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.- NO, DER--

- [chuckles]IT PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO PLAY.

all: [scream]

- OH, MY GOD, WHAT DO WE DO?

- DERS, DERS, DERS!

OH, NO, I'M NOT GOING!

GO, JILLIAN, GET HIM!GET HIM!

all: [screaming]- OH, GOD, OH, GOD.

OH, MY GOD.[dog barking]

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUSTGAVE THAT DOG MY JERKY!

- THAT DOG WAS GONNAKILL MY ASS!

- VERY SELFISH OF YOU, DERS!

- WHOA!- [grunts]

- OW!

OW!- OW, OW!

[dog barks]

- COME ON.[dog growls]

- DON'T MOVE.

OKAY? IF YOU DON'T MOVE,HE CAN'T SEE YOU.

HE'S JUST LIKE THE T-REXIN JURASSIC PARK.

DOGS ARE IDIOTS.

GOOD THING THIS ISN'TA PIG OR A DOLPHIN.

WE'D BE WORM FOOD.- SHH!

- SHUT UP!

[dog growling]

- OKAY, LET'S GOFIND THE RESTAURANT.

- YES.

- HOW?WHICH WAY DID WE COME FROM?

- THAT'S EASY, WE--- OH, YEAH, RIGHT OVER HERE.

- OVER THERE.

- NO.- THIS WAY.

- WELL, I MIGHT BETURNED AROUND, HUH?

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