You guys are too cool.
'Cause I was walkingon the beach with my girl,
and I gotweird colored eyes.
It's a weird thingfrom my dad.
Anyways,so the sun's in my eyes,
and this dude is--holding hands with my girl--
and this dude's walkingtowards me with his girl.
And he's walking to--and he leans in.
I don't know this guyand he goes,
"Hey, dawg.What color are your eyes?"
Weird question.Caught me off guard.
I just said the truth.I was like, "Uh, hazel."
Which is the softest thingyou could say as a man.
Hazel.It just doesn't sound tough.
Not like I need to be tough,but hazel?
That's fucked.Like, why--
The only way that could beany softer is if I say,
"Oh, it just dependson the way
the sunlight hits them."