Rapid Refresh - Should Have Gotten AppleCare

  • Season 1 , Ep 01011
  • 01/22/2014
  • Views: 335

Sean O'Connor, Annie Lederman and Julian McCullough guess the Twitter response to a weather-related accident at the Apple store. (2:31)

TODAY'S INTERNET HEADLINES IT'S

RAPID REFRESH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ

IN WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER

GETS 100 POINTS.

RIGHT NOW THE EAST COAST IS

UNDER ATTACK FROM WINTER

STORM JANUS.

WAS THAT THE ONE THAT

RUDOLPH GOES TO VISIT IN THE

STOP MOTION ANIMATED CHRISTMAS?

(SLIGHT LAUGHTER)

(BLEEP) YOU GUYS FOR BEING 25

OR UNDER.

THE FIRST MAJOR CASUALTY OF

THE STORM IS NEW YORK'S

ICONIC APPLE STORE.

SEEN HERE IN THIS INSTAGRAM

PHOTO, OH NO, YOU GUYS, ONE

OF THE GIANT GLASS WINDOWS

WAS SHATTERED TODAY WHEN IT

WAS REPORTEDLY STRUCK BY A

SNOW BLOWER, WHICH THE SNOW

BLOWER MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE

SAID MICROSOFT ON IT.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING

TWITTER REACTIONS IS REAL?

A) MAYBE THEY'LL JUST USE

IT CRACKED UNTIL THEIR TWO-YEAR

CONTRACT RUNS OUT AND

QUALIFIES THEM FOR A NEW CUBE.

(LAUGHTER)

THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE

APPLE CARE.

THEY SHOULD'VE PAID EXTRA TO

GET THE APPLE CARE.

B) LUCKY IT JUST CRACKED.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.

THEY COULD HAVE DROPPED THE

STORE IN THE TOILET.

(LAUGHTER)

C) THEY BETTER NOT CLOSE

THE GENIUS BAR, MY TODDLER'S

SECOND iPAD IS ACTING GLITCHY.

YES, JULIAN.

>> A'S TOO FUNNY TO BE REAL, B.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS, IN

FACT, A.

>> THAT ANSWER WAS LIKE SUPER

NEW YORK.

I LOVE THAT.

>> Chris: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY.

QUALIFIES YOU FOR A NEW CUBE,

SUCK ON THAT, APPLE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE WHEN YOUR

(BLEEP) BREAKS FOR NO REASON?

A VIDEO CLIP FROM "INDIA'S

GOT TALENT" WAS TRENDING

GLOBALLY ON FACEBOOK TODAY.

COMEDIANS, WHAT TYPE OF

PERFORMANCE PRODUCED THIS

REACTION FROM THE "INDIA'S GOT

TALENT" JUDGES?

WAS IT A) A MAN JUGGLING HIS

NEWBORN TRIPLETS.

(LAUGHTER)

B) A HUSKY BOY DRESSED AS A

SOLDIER DOING THE SPLITS.

C) A GRANDMA GRINDING ON A

GAY TIGER.

(LAUGHTER)

I THINK ALL TIGERS ARE GAY.

YES, SEAN O'CONNOR.

>> B, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN THIS

LIKE 25 TIMES TODAY

AND IT'S AMAZING.

>> Chris: YES, THE CORRECT

ANSWER IS B, THERE IT IS.

AND JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS

HAVE TROUBLE CONCEPTUALIZING

THINGS WITH WORDS, LET'S SEE

WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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