Jessi Klein - Herpes Statistics

Jessi Klein Season 15, Ep 13 03/04/2011 Views: 16,924

Jessi Klein has never felt the pressure to get married, but she would like to get married before she gets herpes. (1:05)

a little bitabout myself.

Um, I justturned 35 and...


I am not married.

So, meow, meow,meow, you guys.

And, um, I am totallyokay with that situation.

I've never feltthat pressure

of like needingto be married.

Needing to get marriedby a certain age.

The only thing I dofeel-- Yeah, you go.

The only thingI do feel,

I would like to get marriedbefore I get herpes...

[audience laughing]

...which is starting to feelimpossible, you guys.

One in five people...has herpes, you guys.

So, looking around this room--there's about 500 people

doing the math--one in five.

Two thousand people in herehave herpes, you guys.

Look left, look right--You both have it.

Um, and...