Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle

  • Season 7 , Ep 6
  • 03/13/2002
  • Views: 6,725

Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle." (1:12)

Paul F. Tompkins: LET ME ASK YOU

THIS RHETORICALLY, WHICH MEANS

DON'T ANSWER ME WHEN I ASK IT.

WOULD CRACK BE SO BAD AND WOULD

PEOPLE THINK SO HARSHLY OF CRACK

IF IT WERE CALLED CRACKLE?

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

NO, I DON'T.

(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

"HEY, YOU.

WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY STEREO

AND MY DVD PLAYER?"

"TO BUY CRACKLE."

(LAUGHTER)

"ALL RIGHT.

I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU."

THEN WE WOULD HAVE THE CRACKLE

HEADS.

WOULDN'T THAT BE GLORIOUS?

YES.

THERE'D BE THESE WONDERFUL

MYTHICAL CREATURES WE COULD TELL

OUR CHILDREN AND OUR

GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT.

WHO WERE THE CRACKLE HEADS?

WHY THE CRACKLE HEADS SHINE

YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.

(LAUGHTER)

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?

THE CRACKLE HEADS PAINT IT BLUE.

THEY'RE UP ALL NIGHT FROM DOING

CRACKLE.

(LAUGHTER)

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