Sheng Wang - MILF Porn

  • Season 15 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 14,199

It's weird to watch pornography and think about starting a family. (2:25)

I WAS IN THEMIDWEST LAST YEAR

I WAS DRIVINGFROM TOWN TO TOWN

DOIN' THESE COLLEGEONE-NIGHTERS,

AND, UH, ONE AFTERNOON,I'M ON THE HIGHWAY.

I CAUGHT A VERY MIRACULOUS,LIKE A DISCOVERY CHANNEL MOMENT.

I SAW AN EAGLE CATCHA SNAKE FOR LUNCH.

I WAS SO EXCITED--I CALLED UP MY FRIEND.

I WAS LIKE "DUDE, I JUSTSAW THE MEXICAN FLAG

"LIVE IN WISCONSIN."

[audience laughter]

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

I'M GETTING OLDER.

I FEEL LIKEI'M GETTING OLDER

ONLY BECAUSEI GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS

THAT ARE STARTIN'TO GET MARRIED.

IT'S WEIRD, CAUSE A LOT OFMY FEMALE FRIENDS, I THINK

THEY'RE VERY PROGRESSIVE,LIBERAL-MINDED FOLKS,

BUT WHEN IT COMES TOTHE ENGAGEMENT RING,

THEY WANT A VERYTRADITIONAL, BIG-ASS ROCK.

[audience laughter]

I UNDERSTAND LADIESLOVE DIAMONDS,

BECAUSE DIAMONDSARE FOREVER.

TRUE... BUT SOIS A PLASTIC BAG.

[audience laughter]

[cheers and applause]

BECAUSE MY LOVEIS ETERNAL...

BECAUSE MY LOVE...WILL NEVER BREAK DOWN.

I WANNA GIVE YOU

THIS NON-BIODEGRADABLEGROCERY SACK...

[audience laughter]

DON'T BE SAD, GIRL.

IT'S GOT LIKE50 CARROTS IN THERE.

[cheers and applause]

I ALSO KNOWI'M GETTIN' OLDER

CAUSE, UH, I WAS WATCHINGTHIS MILF PORN...

[audience laughter]

AND... IT JUSTSEEMED LIKE REGULAR PORN.

[audience laughter].

MILFS-- MILFS USED TOLOOK LIKE MY FRIEND'S MOM.

NOW, THEY JUSTLOOK LIKE MY FRIENDS...

[audience laughter]

...WHICH ONLY ADDS TOTHE ON-GOING PEER PRESSURE

TO MAKE MEWANNA SETTLE DOWN.

YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD ITIS TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHY

AND THINK TO YOURSELF,

"GOSH, I GUESS IT IS TIMEFOR ME TO START A FAMILY."

[audience laughter]

"YEAH, I WANNA RAISE CHILDREN,TOO, JUST LIKE THIS MILF."

[audience laughter]

Loading...