Obama's Anger Translator - On the Town Hall Debate

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 10/24/2012
  • Views: 326,815

Obama's anger translator Luther talks about how the president got his swagger back in the second debate. (2:40)

[Hail to the Chief plays]

- GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.

WITH ME AS ALWAYSIS MY ANGER TRANSLATOR, LUTHER.

- BOOM, MITT!

I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP,BITCH!

WHAT'S UP?

- TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,I JUST WANT TO SAY

THE DEBATES ARE OVER,BUT NOW IS NOT A TIME

TO TALLY POINTS OR TO, UH,KEEP THE SCORE.

- 2-1, OBAMA.

GAME, SET, MATCH,TOUCHDOWN, HOMERUN, CHECKMATE.

CAN WE GET BACK TO WORK NOW?

- GOVERNOR ROMNEY,IN THE RECENT DEBATE,

I LAID OUT THE INCONSISTENCIESIN YOUR STATED BELIEFS.

- OKAY, GOVERNOR ROM--LISTEN.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE--

GOVERNOR ROMNEY,WHY YOU SMILING

WHILE YOU'RE GETTINGYOUR ASS KICKED?

ARE WE DEBATING,

OR ARE YOU TRYINGTO SELL ME A LEXUS?

- I DIRECTLY QUESTIONED YOUABOUT YOUR OPPOSITION

TO THE AUTO INDUSTRY BAILOUT.

- ON BEHALF OF ALL THE PEOPLEIN DETROIT

THAT WANT TO STAB YOU,I ASK AGAIN,

WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

- I ASKED YOU ABOUTYOUR STANCE ON SYRIA,

WHICH YOU CALLEDIRAN'S ROUTE TO THE SEA.

- HEY...DUMMY...LOOK!

IRAN IS ON THE SEA.

SYRIA'S TWO GOD DAMNCOUNTRIES THIS WAY.

BAM...WHICH IS A CITY IN IRAN.

- I EVEN REMINDED YOUTHAT HORSES AND BAYONETS

ARE NOT STRATEGICALLY VALIDIN MODERN WARFARE.

- SO LIKE I SAID, IT'S TIMETO WIPE THAT SMUG SMILE

OFF YOUR SWEATY, SWEATY,PASTY-ASS SWEATY FACE.

I MEAN, MITT,DO YOU NEED A TOWEL?

BECAUSE YOUR FACE ISSTRAIGHT UP RAINING.

- I SPOKE ABOUT BRINKSMANSHIPWITH IRAN,

AND YOU JUST SAIDYOU WANTED A PEACEFUL PLANET.

- I MEAN, WHO LETWAVY GRAVY UP IN HERE?

I'M SORRY, MITT.

IF YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRSTMORMON HIPPIE,

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO GROWYOUR HAIR OUT, DOG.

[shrieking]AND QUIT SMILING!

[bleep]!THIS [bleep]...

- THERE WERE MANY TIMESWHERE YOU EVEN, UH,

INEXPLICABLY AGREED WITH ME.

- STOP AGREEING WITH ME!

ARE YOU TRYINGTO BODY SNATCH ME

AND BECOME MEFOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS

OF THE ELECTION?

I MEAN, WHAT'S--I'M SORRY, TIME OUT.

SIR, I'M, LIKE,LEGITIMATELY CONCERNED

THAT HE'S LIKE AN INSANE,RICH, CRAZY PERSON WHO--

- LUTHER...- WAIT, OKAY, YEAH.

- CALM DOWN NOW.- OKAY.

- I ASSURE YOU,GOVERNOR ROMNEY'S NOT INSANE.

- OKAY.- THANK.

- NO PROBLEM.- IN CONCLUSION...

I GREATLY APPRECIATED OUREXCHANGE ON FOREIGN POLICY.

- BUT WE ALL KNOW THE ONLYCOUNTRY THAT MATTERS...

IS OHIO.

- YOU SWEATY, SMILEY,

NEVER-GONNA-BE-PRESIDENTLOOKING MOTHER-[bleep].

- WHAT?- HEY...

LOOSING UP A LITTLE BITOVER HERE.

- AND IT'S JUST ABOUT[bleep] TIME.

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