Tony Rock - Best Job in the World

  • Season 14 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 10,333

Tony Rock doesn't know what you do for work, but he knows that his job is better than yours. (1:34)

"THIS IS THE BEST JOBIN THE WORLD."

I GOT THE BEST JOBIN THE WORLD, OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DOFOR WORK,

BUT MY JOB IS BETTERTHAN YOURS.

OKAY?

I GET AN INTRODUCTION,

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE,

AND MUSIC PLAYING EVERY TIMEI SHOW UP FOR WORK.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU DON'T GET THAT AT YOUR JOB.

YOU WORK AT THE DMV,

NOBODY GIVES A DAMNWHEN YOU SHOW UP FOR WORK.

THERE'S NO DEEJAY IN THE BACK --"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

"WINDOW NUMBER SEVEN,REGISTRATION RENEWAL!

GIVE IT UP FOR KEYSHIA!"

"HEY!

"HOW'S EVERYBODY?!

OPEN OVER HERE!OPEN OVER HERE!"

YOU DON'T GET THAT AT YOUR JOB.

PLUS, THERE'SA STRONG POSSIBILITY --

THERE'S A STRONG POSSIBILITY I'MGONNA GET SOME AFTER THE SHOW.

YES.

AND I ONLY SAY IT NOW

'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLSIN THE ROOM,

SO YOU GUYS CAN TALKAMONGST YOURSELVES.

FIGURE OUT WHO THE CANDIDATE IS.

SAVES ME A LOT OF TIMEAT THE END OF THE SHOW.

SO, YOU CAN'T SAY THATAT YOUR JOB.

YOU CAN'T WALK IN YOUR JOB --"HEY, UH, LADIES, UM...

"THERE'S A LOT OF Y'ALL IN HERE,

"AND, UH...

"SOMEBODY GONNA GIVE ME SOME.

"SO...

"Y'ALL FIGURE IT OUT,

"AND I'LL BE AT MY CUBICLE.

LET ME KNOW."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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