Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 2,126

People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light. (1:01)

THE CRAPIER THE BETTER.

I WAS WATCHING MAURY POVICH

THE OTHER DAY.

HE HAD THESE PEOPLE ON WHO SAY

THEY'VE HAD NEAR-DEATH

EXPERIENCES.

I LOVE THIS.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED?

THEY ALWAYS SAY THE SAME THING.

"I REMEMBER SEEING THIS REALLY

BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT."

IT'S LIKE OF COURSE,

YOU PINHEAD, IT'S THE PARAMEDIC

LOOKING IN YOUR PUPILS WITH

A PENLIGHT.

(APPLAUSE)

OPRAH WINFREY.

WATCHING HER THE OTHER DAY.

SHE HAD THIS GUY ON WHO WROTE

THIS BOOK CALLED, "THE SECRETS

OF MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN."

YEAH, GUYS, SAVE YOUR MONEY.

OKAY SEE MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN

IS LIKE BUYING REAL ESTATE.

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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