Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Pot Cookie Before Takeoff Pt. 2

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 3,856

During family vacations, Steve Rannazzisi is just a Sherpa for his wife and kids. (2:18)

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THERE'S A PART OF YOUR BRAIN

THAT STAYS LUCIDIN THESE MOMENTS.

IT TAKES OVER.

IT'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.LISTEN UP, IDIOT.

"THE NEXT 10 MINUTES

"ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT10 MINUTES OF THIS TRIP, BRO.

PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.DON'T BE A PUSSY."

SO NOW THERE'S ALL THE ZIGZAGTHINGS WE HAVE TO WALK THROUGH.

BUT WHEN THERE'S NOBODY THERE,

YOU'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO WALKUP TO THE FRONT.

NO, I'M WHEELING MY BAGTHROUGH ALL OF THEM, GOING,

"I WALK LIKE OTHER PEOPLE WALK."

AND THEN I LOOK OVER,

AND THE TSA GUYIS STILL STARING AT ME.

SO, MY BRAIN'S LIKE,"WELL, JUST BE NICE AND SMILE."

SO NOW I'M DOING THIS...

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEN I GOT TO THE TSA GUY,AND I WENT TO HIGH-FIVE HIM.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYSSOMETHING --

IT WAS AN AWKWARD HIGH-FIVE.

I HAD MY HANDS OUT LIKE THIS.

DON'T TRY TO HIGH-FIVEA TSA PERSON.

THEY WILL NOT RECIPROCATE.

THEN I HANDED HIM MY LICENSE.

HE'S LIKE, "BRO,THIS IS YOUR COSTCO CARD."

I WAS LIKE, "THEY BOTH HAVEMY PICTURE ON IT.

WANT TO SPLITA PALLET OF STRAWBERRIES?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DO HAVE TO TRAVEL A LOT,TO LEAVE MY FAMILY.

I HAVE A WIFE,AND WE'VE GOT TWO YOUNG BOYS.

I MADE IT UP TO THEM, THOUGH.

WE DID A 21-DAY FAMILY VACATION.

21 DAYS.

YEAH, THAT'S THE MAXIMUM AMOUNTOF TIME

YOU CAN SPEND WITH YOUR FAMILY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, IN A HOTEL ROOM --ONE HOTEL ROOM -- 21 DAYS?

I KNOW WHY THE DONNER PARTYATE EACH OTHER NOW. I DO.

'CAUSE THEY WERE SICKOF LOOKING AT ONE ANOTHER.

21 DAYS.AND IT WASN'T A VACATION FOR ME.

THIS IS MY VACATION.

ALL THEY DO ON VACATION,

I JUST HAVE TOMOVE THE STUFF AROUND.

THAT'S IT.I AM A SHERPA FOR MY KIDS.

THAT'S ALL I AM.

YOU GUYS KNOWWHAT SHERPAS ARE --

THOSE PEOPLE THAT CARRYRICH WHITE PEOPLE'S SHIT

TO THE TOP OF MOUNTAINS,

WHO GET NO CREDIT WHATSOEVER,

JUST PACK AS MUCH STUFFUP ON THEIR BACKS.

THERE'S NO EDITINGWHEN IT COMES TO PACKING.

"EH, IF WE NEED IT,JUST BRING IT.

HE'LL CARRY IT. SURE."

YOU GOT TO SEE MEGET THROUGH AN AIRPORT --

DOUBLE STROLLERS,PACK 'N PLAYS, CAR SEATS --

TWO OF THEM.

'CAUSE THEY'RE LIGHTAS A FEATHER. WHY NOT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

BACKPACKS -- I HAVE BACKPACKS,

AN ELMO BACKPACKAND A DINOSAUR BACKPACK.

AND THEY'RE FILLED WITH FOOD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY KIDS EAT.

ALL I KNOW IS, EVERYWHERE WE GO,THEY DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT,

SO I HAVE TO PACK ITAND BRING IT WITH ME.