Cuddling Class

Is That Your Belt? Season 1, Ep 11 06/07/2016 Views: 2,727

Nikki attends a meeting for people interested in a completely nonsexual cuddling experience. (3:46)

So, tell me about Cuddle


Cuddle Sanctuary is a social

experience that welcomes healthy

human touch.

I associate cuddling with sex.

Like, I don't know how you

separate it.

If you feel some arousal coming

on, just shift your position.

What if when I shift, I go


[ Laughs ]

[ Grunts ]

This is how I shift.

[ Grunts ]

So, I'm gonna try a class.

Okay. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's cuddle.

Franzblau: So, let's talk about

the many different options of

things you can try.

The first one would be spooning.

Does anybody feel like demoing

the spoon?

You're in?

You're in.

Coming in for a landing.

Is this missionary of cuddling?

The only problem I'm really

having is that I'm concerned

where my phone is.

Do you mind if I check my

e-mail, bro?

Um, yes.

But now that I can't check my

e-mail, I just...

I want to let you know that the

rest of the time I'm gonna be

thinking about checking my


[ Laughter ]

The next option that you have

for paired practice is called


I guess I'm just gonna go ahead

and sit next to you.


[ Chuckling ] That's it.

Um, this is it?

[ Laughs ] Yeah.

In seventh grade, this would've

blown my mind.

We could do back to back.

I could just spin around and

then sort of...

Let's do it.

And this is kind of it.

All right.

It's just sort of like a way for

people to chill out and talk.

It's very, uh, "Fault in Our


So, I'm going away this summer.

Do you think we'll keep in



I don't want to go.

What if you meet some other


Then it's over.

[ Laughter ]

You're crazy.

Is that good?

Is that what we would talk

about, things like that?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.



I'm still thinking about my


You're like the teddy bear I

always wanted.

You wanted a biracial,

polyamorous teddy bear?

That's weird.

Is that your belt?

I'm not wearing a belt.

Is that, like, a button?

No, they're --

they're just pajamas.


[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God, I love this.

But I do want to [bleep] you.

[ Laughter ]

How often do you...

fall in love?

This isn't really the place for


Your pajamas tell me otherwise.

[ Laughs ]

Will you read me my e-mails?


"Dear beloved friend, permit me

my desire to go into business

relationship with you.

I am daughter of late Al Bedarri

of Libya, whom was murdered

during the recent civil war in


Before his death, my late father

was a strong supporting


Would you like to hold hands

with me and eye-gaze?

What are your intentions with


Uh, I don't know.

I'm just, like, lost in your


They're just like --

I-I feel like I'm, like, staring

at the universe.

The universe?


That's a little much.


You should follow me on


Okay. Sounds good.

That means a lot that you said



Yeah, you're welcome.


Thanks for gazing.

It was really nice.

I love you.

Love you too.

Thank you for having me, you


I seriously get what you're

saying now.

This isn't about sex at all.

I don't want to have sex with

any of you.

Like, when are we gonna [bleep]