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Dean Kamen
Season 4 E 39 • 03/20/2008
Stephen asks Dean Kamen if he should stop watering one of his lawns.
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02:13
Pennsylvania Primary
The Colbert Report
S4 E38
Go to DonorsChoose.org and vote for Hillary or Obama and help raise money for Pennsylvania schools!
03/19/2008
06:01
Dee Dee Myers
The Colbert Report
S4 E38
Dee Dee Myers tells Stephen what would happen if women ruled the world.
03/19/2008
05:54
The Word - The Gospel of John
The Colbert Report
S4 E38
Stephen thinks Obama could learn something from McCain and his new pastor friends.
03/19/2008
00:56
Patterson Affair
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S4 E38
Cheating at the Days Inn is like going off your diet for a Tootsie Roll - at the Days Inn.
03/19/2008
00:21
Intro - 3/19/08
The Colbert Report
S4 E38
The controversy over Obama's former pastor rages on, though not as much as his former pastor.
03/19/2008
03:19
Tip/Wag - Afghanistan
The Colbert Report
S4 E38
Shame on you, soldiers in Afghanistan, for arousing our president's envy!
03/19/2008
02:34
Aqua Colbert
The Colbert Report
S4 E39
Thirst locally and drink globally with Stephen's new line of bottled water, Aqua Colbert.
03/20/2008
03:09
Watershift Down: Getting the Sea Monkey Off America's Aqua-Back
The Colbert Report
S4 E39
Stephen dedicates the whole show to water and pledges not to drink a single drop.
03/20/2008
06:09
Water Is Life
The Colbert Report
S4 E39
Stephen visits the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about the power of water.
03/20/2008
01:02
Setting Water on Fire
The Colbert Report
S4 E39
Stephen thinks it's great that someone has finally found a use for water.
03/20/2008
06:13
Dean Kamen
The Colbert Report
S4 E39
Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.
03/20/2008
00:31
Intro - 3/31/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen doesn't report on the crushing of dissidents in Tibet. Sorry, monks -- next time, get reincarnated in America.
03/31/2008
04:44
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One Revisited
The Colbert Report
S4
This is where it began - a teenage Tek Jansen stumbles into his first intergalactic adventure!
03/31/2008
01:15
Opening Day
The Colbert Report
S4
One hundred years and the Cubs are still sticking in there. That's all McCain is asking for in Iraq.
03/31/2008
04:51
Michael Reynolds
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S4
Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
03/31/2008
04:42
Eric Alterman
The Colbert Report
S4
Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated.
03/31/2008
03:31
Bowling in PA
The Colbert Report
S4
Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes -- which was followed by a response from Hillary's campaign.
03/31/2008
00:10
Portrait Displayed
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen's portrait earns an extended stay at the Smithsonian's National Treasures of American History Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:57
Portrait Update
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen gets a surprise call from Brent Glass, director of the Smithsonian's National Treasure Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:06
The Word - Pick Sicks
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen tries his hand at Oregon's new health care lottery.
04/01/2008
05:01
Bears & Balls - Rat Rakes
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen urges us to heavily invest in Stephen Colbert's Rat Rakes -- rakes for rats.
04/01/2008
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